Why Nails for Setting the Mood and Slay? Slay, and more Invite to Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes Extravaganza Prepare yourself for a hilarious journey into the whimsical world of dad jokes, puns, and knock-knocks that will ignite laughter or induce groans! From politically charged anecdotes to slay-ready quips, this collection of nonsensical humor is guaranteed to […]
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Holy Cow, Dad Jokes! Religious Roles “What do you call a priest who’s always in trouble?” – A rebel without a cross! Holy Humdrum “Why couldn’t the atheist find his church?” – Because it was a non-believer! December 20th: Pun-derful Day “What do you call the day when everyone gets a holiday, except for nails?” […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate LGBTQ+ Collection LGBTQ+ Dad Jokes What do you call a gay person who’s always on the move? A roamer-antic! Why was the lesbian couple arrested? For gay-nanking! Peachy Dad Jokes What do you call a gay person who loves peaches? Peachy Keen! Why did the gay couple go to the peach […]
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Dad Jokes: The Official Lubricant for Life’s Awkward Moments Coconut Oil Shenanigans Why did the guy put coconut oil on his head? To get a coconut on his noggin! What do you call a coconut that’s been grated and mixed into a milkshake? A piña colad-oil-uh! Pun-derful Nonsense Why are nails so good at keeping […]
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Dad Jokes: A Collection of the Bad and the Paw-some Tail-Wagging Dad Jokes About English Springer Spaniels What do you call an English Springer Spaniel that’s always got its nose in the newspaper? A daily bark-er! Why did the English Springer Spaniel cross the road? To get to the other paw-ty. No Cap Dad Joke […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Guide to Hilarious and Not-So-Terrible Puns Fantasy Jokes Why did the fantasy novelist get lost? Because he couldn’t find the plot! What do you call a fantasy character who’s always down? A bummer-horn! Nail and December Jokes What do you call a nail with a good sense of humor? A nail-ious […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Good to Totally Hilarious Accountant Jokes Why did the accountant get lost? Because he didn’t have his balance sheet. What do you call an accountant who can’t count? Totally lost! Pun Jokes Why did the nail polish go to the doctor? It had a nail problem. What do you call a turkey on […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Humorous Odyssey into the Realm of Marital Fears Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Why did the gamophobic refuse to get married? Because they were afraid of having a “ball and chain.” How does a car-obsessed gamophobic get to the altar? With transmission fluid. Nail-biting Puns What do you call a nail polish […]
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Dad Jokes: Hunting, Humor, and Hilarity Hunting Dad Jokes Why did the hunter put on his slippers before going hunting? To sneak up on the deers! What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! Hunting Snack Dad Jokes What do you call a hunter who eats deer meat? A venison machine! Why […]
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Unraveling the Hilarious Noodle of Dad Jokes Spaghetti Shenanigans What do you call spaghetti that’s too hot to eat? Past-a-way Why did the spaghetti get a job in the library? Because it was a bookworm Nail-biting Puns Why are nails so bad at telling jokes? Because they always nail it on the head What do […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan (or Chuckle) Hip Hop Humor Why did the rapper get lost? Because he couldn’t find his “beat.” What do you call a rapper who’s always slaying? A “slayer” in the mic game! Nailed It! What do you call a manicure that’s also a holiday? A “Nailvember 10th.” Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Quran Quran Jokes: What do you call a Quran that’s always getting into trouble? A sura-prone Quran! Why couldn’t the Quran lift weights? Because it was full of verse! Quran-Related Health and Fitness Joke: What’s the best way to stay fit during Ramadan? By suhoor-ing food and […]
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Dad Jokes to Make Your Side Split Dad Jokes About Nature What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A barker. Why do plants hate math? Because they always have to divide. Dad Jokes About Nature Related to Bet Why did the tree bet on the nature documentary? Because it was a hedge […]
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