Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful Earth and Planetary Puns What do you call a continent that’s always on time? Punctualia! Why was Earth such a good student? Because it always spun right around! Clapback Humor Why did Earth punch the Moon? Because it was full of itself! When Earth got angry, […]
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Dad Jokes: The Solo Poly Edition Solo Poly Dad Jokes…
Dad Jokes: The Solo Poly Edition Solo Poly Dad Jokes What does a solo polyamorist do for a hobby? Solo dancing. Why did the solo polyamorist get elected to office? Because they had a lot of “represented” relationships. Witty Puns What do you call a belly button that’s a huge fan of the holiday season? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Canine Cure for Cynophobia If you’re afraid of dogs, don’t worry – just do a little “pup” culture to cure your fears! Here are some “paws”itively hilarious dad jokes that will have you howling with laughter: Cynophobia Corner: Why did the dog with no legs cross the road? To get to the […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Cartilage Jokes Why can’t cartilage play hide-and-seek? Because it’s transparent! What’s a cartilage astronaut’s favorite destination? The Milky Way! Funny Anecdote During a political debate, one candidate accused the other of being “completely out of touch.” The other candidate retorted, “What? I’m as in touch as […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pasta-ible Pasta-bly Dad Jokes What do you call an Italian who’s always bragging? A pasta-tooter. Why did the Italian chef get arrested? For making meatballs while on parole. FYP-Related Dad Jokes What’s the difference between a dad joke and FYP? One is social media, and the other […]
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Dad Jokes: The Stellar Edition Prepare yourself for a cosmically funny journey through the darkest corners of dad humor. Dad Joke: Dark Matter Why won’t astronauts travel to the dark side of the moon? Because there’s no dark matter! Dad Joke: Gen X and Dark Matter If Gen Xers are the invisible generation, are they […]
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Hilariously Bad and Brilliantly Good Dad Jokes: A Guide for the Amusement-Seeking Verve-tastic Dad Jokes What do you call a monkey with a drum? A vervet drummer! What do you call a group of monkeys on a mission? A vervet squad! Navel-Gazing Nonsense What do you call a navel that looks like a belly button? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the So-Bad-They’re-Good Get ready to cringe and giggle with these side-splitting dad jokes! Dad Jokes about Yoga What do you call a yoga pose that’s really hard to do? A “diffi-cultasana”! Yoga and Workplace Wit Why did the yoga teacher get fired? Because she couldn’t strike a pose! Puns and Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: The Star Trek: Voyager Edition Yo, trekkies and joke enthusiasts! Gear up for some cosmic laughs with these far-out Dad jokes straight from the Delta Quadrant. Star Trek: Voyager Dad Joke: – Why did Captain Janeway need to wear earplugs during warp jumps? Because of all the Hawking! Grunge-inspired Star Trek: Voyager Dad […]
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Beam Me Up, Jokes! Star Trek: Enterprise Dad Jokes Why did Captain Archer keep asking T’Pol to translate? Because he didn’t want to look like an alien! What’s the difference between Star Trek: Enterprise and a pizza? They both have nacelles! Urban Jokes Why did the Enterprise crew cross the road? To get to the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cringiest and Coolest Alternative Relationship Dad Jokes What do you call an alternative couple with no kids? A child-free zone. What do you call a GOAT in an alternative relationship? A spiffy billy goat. Punny Navel/November 25th Joke What do you get when you combine a belly button and a holiday? A […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan with Delight Dad Jokes: Pilot Edition What do you call a pilot who can’t fly? A grounded pilot! What’s the difference between a Gen Z pilot and a grandpa pilot? Gen Z pilots use auto-pilot, while grandpa pilots find their way using old maps and a compass! Punny Jokes […]
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Unleash the Pawesome Power of Dad Jokes Prepare yourself for a blizzard of not-so-punny dad jokes, ranging from groan-worthy to gut-busting. All dog- and dad-lovers, buckle up for this hilarious adventure! Siberian Husky Shenanigans Siberian Husky Dad Joke: Why was the Siberian Husky so cold? Because he was in heat! Peachy-Related Siberian Husky Dad Joke: […]
read moreKnock-Knock, Who’s There? Paws-itively Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Maltese…
Knock-Knock, Who’s There? Paws-itively Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Maltese Lovers! Maltese Jokes Joke 1: What do you call a Maltese that loves to sing? A “howling” Maltese! Joke 2: Why did the Maltese get lost in the woods? Because it was following a scents-y trail! Punny Jokes Joke 3: What do you call a […]
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The Dad Joke Emporium: Where Ticklish Titters Reign Supreme Get ready to polish your pearly whites because we’re about to delve into the hilarious realm of dad jokes! These brain-bending puns and outlandish one-liners will leave you grinning like a Cheshire cat. Town Supervisor Edition What do you call a town supervisor who loves gardening? […]
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