Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Edition Why did the bachelor with gamophobia get married? Because he found a wife who cured his fears… after she said “I do.” What’s the first thing a man with gamophobia says when he’s proposing? “Don’t hold me to this.” Yo Mamma Gamophobia Yo […]
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Pun-ishing Dad Jokes: The Goat, the Gravel, and the Great…
Pun-ishing Dad Jokes: The Goat, the Gravel, and the Great Crime Capers Crime-Time Shenanigans What do you call a criminal who steals from a bank? A loan shark. GOAT Gone Wild Why did the goat get arrested? Because it was the baaaaaaaadest dude in town! Navel and October 31st Puns What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes That Are Bound to Make You Groan Navy Jokes What do you call a sailor who’s always getting into trouble? A davy-destroyer. Why did the Navy recruit squid? Because they’re ink-redible. Lowkey Navy Joke What do you call a Navy officer who’s always whispering? A low-key captain. Navel/October 29th Joke What’s the difference […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Actually Good Yeast-y Jokes Why did the yeast get fired from the bakery? Because it kept making dough-y mistakes! What do you call a yeast that tells terrible jokes? A dough-head! Navel Jokes What do you call a belly button with no clothes on? A navel-gazer! What do you say […]
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Buckle Up, Folks! Dad Jokes Incoming! Dad Jokes about Running “What do you call a runner who’s always getting lost? A cross-country runner!” “Why did the runner bring a tuna salad sandwich to the race? For a quick protein shake!” Dad Jokes about “The Man” “Why did the runner get arrested? For running from the […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan, Laugh, and Question Your Sanity Doberman Pinscher Dad Jokes Why did the Doberman Pinscher get a job at a newspaper? Because he was a great paw-litical reporter. What do you call a Doberman Pinscher that’s always causing trouble? A radical dober! Navel or October 24th Pun What did […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Hemophobia: Fear of Blood Why don’t vampires like to eat at blood banks? Because they don’t want to take a chill pill! What do you call a vampire who’s afraid of blood? A Hemophobe! Navel or October 20th Pun What do you call a belly button […]
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