Why Nereid for Miranda and Yo Mamma? Miranda, Yo Mamma, and more Reflective Political Anecdote In the crucible of a fiery political debate, my opponent wielded the tired phrase, “I’m a man of the people.” His words echoed through the crowded hall, a hollow promise designed to appeal to the masses. Undeterred, I stood my […]
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Prepare for the Punniest Pun-demic: Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes and Comedy Why did the comedian get fired? Because his jokes were too flat! What do you call a comedian who’s always late? A procrastinator! Dad Jokes and Brats Why did the bratty kid go to the comedy club? Because he […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (But You’ll Secretly Love Them) Pug-ilicious Puns What do you call a pug that’s always getting into trouble? A pug-nacious pup! Why did the pug cross the road? To get to the other “woof!” Dummy Hard Jokes What’s the difference between a pug and a dummy? One is […]
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Dad-tastic Jokes that Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes about Nereid What do you call a Nereid who loves to dig? Dig-it-all-is! Why did the Nereid get hired at the construction site? Because she was Dig-it-ally qualified! Pun Jokes Why did the epiglottis get lost on December 22nd? Because it couldn’t remember where it was […]
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Dad’s Canine-tastic Jokes Jokes for American Staffordshire Terrier Lovers What do you call an American Staffordshire Terrier with no legs? A belly crawl! What did the American Staffordshire Terrier say after it won a fight? “I’m a real dawg!” What do you call a bogus American Staffordshire Terrier? A ruffian! Nerdy Dad Jokes What do […]
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Dad Jokes that will Make you Roll Your Eyes and Chuckle! Tuna Jokes Why did the tuna cross the road? To get to the other tide. What do you call a tuna that can’t swim? A sinker! Dude-ly Tuna Joke Dude, where’s my tuna? In the sea! Nereid or December 12th Puns Who’s Nereid? No, […]
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Dad Jokes for Fantasy Lovers Attention all fantasy fanatics! Get ready for some knee-slapping jokes that will leave you rolling your 20-sided dice with laughter. Fantasy Lover’s Dad Joke #1 Why did the wizard’s spellbook get stolen? Because it was spellbinding! Fantasy Lover’s Dad Joke on “On God” #1 What do you call a fantasy […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest and Clearest Are you ready for a laugh? Dad jokes are here to the rescue – and they’re guaranteed to make you smile, groan, or both! Claustrophobia Jokes: Fear of Confined Spaces “What do you call someone who’s claustrophobic? A closet comedian!” “Why did the claustrophobic gas station worker quit his […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cry With Laughter (Or Groan) Regional President or Governor Jokes Biden: “What do you call a president who can’t dance? A Joe-ker!” Gavin Newsom: “Why did Gavin Newsom ban fireworks? Because he’s the ultimate ‘fire starter’.” Bussin’ Dad Jokes Bussin’ Biden: “Why did Biden take his grandkids on a […]
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Yo, Check Out These Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (Or Snort) Indie Dad Jokes Why did Indie get lost? Because she kept listening to “Maps” by Yeah Yeah Yeahs! What do you call a Boomer who loves Indie music? A “Hip-ster”. December Dad Jokes What do you call a Nereid who’s always late? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Greatest Photography Puns What do you call a photographer who’s always in the dark? A film developer. Why did the photographer get arrested? For developing indecent pictures. Photography and On God Why did the photographer cross the road? On God. What do you call a photographer who’s always praying? […]
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Dad Jokes: Dive Deep into the Ocean of Puns and Punchlines Nereid Nonsense Why did the Nereid get lost at sea? Because she didn’t have a wave-guide! What do you call a Nereid who’s always late? A dude-lay! Titan Titters What do you call a Titan who loves Christmas? A Dec-ember-titan! Why couldn’t the Titan […]
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Seafood Shenanigans with a Side of Dad Jokes Seafood Jokes Why did the crab go to the barber? To get his claws clipped! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Sip-related Seafood Joke Why did the fish drink ocean water? Because it wanted to sip-a-cup! Nereid/December 3rd Pun What’s Nereid’s favorite holiday? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Gift That Keeps On Giving (or Not) Dad Jokes About Teachers “What do you call a teacher who’s always on the move? A mobile educator!” “Why did the teacher get a haircut? Because their students were getting too long!” Dad Jokes About Teachers and Jive “What do you call a teacher who’s […]
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The Dad Joke Emporium Attention, fellow pun enthusiasts! Get ready for a hilarious dose of dad jokes that will leave you either rolling on the floor laughing or groaning in agony—your choice. Aichmophobia: Fear of Needles or Pointed Objects Why was the aichmophobic afraid to go to the doctor? Because they were afraid of the […]
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