Dad Jokes: The Bird, the Catchphrase, and the Month of Misadventures What do you call a turkey that can’t stop dancing? A disco fowl! Here’s a twist related to “Catch you on the flip side”: What do you say to a turkey on a merry-go-round? Catch you on the flip side! Pun-derful Nerves or December […]
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Saturn-alia: Dad Jokes from the Outer Rim Saturn-ly Not-So-Good Jokes:…
Saturn-alia: Dad Jokes from the Outer Rim Saturn-ly Not-So-Good Jokes: What do you call a lazy Saturnian? A ring-dinger! How do Saturnians read the newspaper? They use their ring lights! Saturn-ting Bad Dad Jokes: What do you call a promiscuous Saturnian? A hooker on Saturn’s rings! Why are Saturnians bad dancers? Because they have too […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cure for the Nervous at Heart Nerves Got You Down? “What do you call a nerve with no skin? A hot wire.” Reach for Your Goals: “What’s the difference between a goal and a dream? A goal is a dream with a deadline that you can’t meet.” Puns for the Pun-ishment: “What […]
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Dad Jokes for the Discerning National Level Jokes Why was the flagpole so nervous? Because it had a lot of waves to deal with! What do you call a goat who’s always breaking records? A G.O.A.T. (Greatest of All Time) Puns What’s another name for December 9th? National Get Your Nerve Up Day. Knock-Knock Joke […]
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Dad Jokes: Totally Awesome or Totally Lame? Adrenal Gland-tastic Jokes What do you call an extremely stressed-out deer? Adrenalined! Did you hear about the adrenaline addict who went to a Totally 80s party? He was totally pumped! Nerve-Wracking Puns What do you call a nervous lawyer? A case of nerves! Why was December 9th so […]
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Prepare to Dad-ify Your Day: A Journey into the Realm of Puns, Knock-Knocks, and “Knock-You-Out” Dad Jokes Alim-azing Dad Jokes: Why did the Alim cross the road? To get to the other epiphany! What do you call an Alim who’s always making fake claims? A bogus scholar! Nerve-wracking Pun or December 9th De-light: Why are […]
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I’m Jazz’d for Some Hilarious Dad Jokes! Jazzin’ It Up Why did the jazz musician go to the doctor? He was feeling a little blue. What do you call a jazz musician with no shoes? A flats player. Swingin’ with Homey Why did Homey the Clown join a jazz band? Because he wanted to play […]
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Dad Joke Fiesta: Get Ready for Some Punny Delights! Langur Jokes: What do you call a langur that loves to hang out? A “lang around.” Why did the langur get lost? Because it couldn’t find its “tubular” way back. Nerve/December 3rd Puns: What do you call a skeleton without any nerves? A “spineless wonder.” What’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious! Biography Jokes: What do you call a biography written by someone who lives on the edge? A gnarly biography. What’s the difference between a biography and a gnarly biography? One is a life story, the other is a life story with gnarls! Pun Jokes: What did […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Eye Rollers Get ready to cringe and chuckle with an assortment of dad jokes that will make you question your own sanity. Dad Jokes About Relationships Why did the married couple put their bed in the middle of the road? Because they wanted to sleep together in the center of the […]
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Paws-itively Hilarious Dad Jokes About American Staffordshire Terriers Want to hear some “paw”-some jokes about the lovable American Staffordshire Terrier? Dad Joke About American Staffordshire Terrier: Why did the American Staffordshire Terrier cross the road? To see the other “side” of his bone! Holiday Humor Dad Joke: What do you call an American Staffordshire Terrier […]
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Dad Jokes for the Subnational Savant Subnational Level Why did the county commissioner join the choir? Because they wanted to raise the roof! Workplace Wit What do you call a county employee who’s always taking breaks? A recess-sionist! Puns What do you call a nervous city council member? A jittery councilor! Knock-Knock Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Salamander-ific Dad Jokes Get ready to cringe and chuckle with these salamander-themed dad jokes: Salamander Dad Joke: Why did the salamander run away? Because he saw the sun! Salamander and Gyat Dad Joke: What do you call a salamander that can’t stop laughing? A gyat-cracker! Punny Dad Joke: What’s the difference between your nerves and […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan Riddle Me This What kind of mystery is solved by pulling a rabbit out of a hat? Answer: A magic mystery! Workplace Wit Why did the detective resign from his job? Because he was always getting stumped! Pun-tastic Why was the nervous squirrel shaking on November 17th? Because it […]
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Laughs in the Fast Lane: Dad Jokes for the Transportionally Challenged Transportation Jokes What do you call a car with no wheels? A square deal! Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! FYP-Related Transportation Joke What did the teen driver say when their car ran out of gas? “FYP, I need gas!” Nerve/November […]
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