Get Ready for a Paw-some Dad Joke Extravaganza! Dad Jokes About Australian Cattle Dogs Why did the Australian Cattle Dog join the Great British Bake Off? Because he wanted to perfect his “blue heeler” cookies! What do you get when an Australian Cattle Dog takes a hit of something strong? Hits different! Punny Puns What […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Quad, Slay, and Other Silliness Quad…
Dad Jokes for Days: Quad, Slay, and Other Silliness Quad Jokes Why did the quad get in trouble at school? Because it was horsing around! What do you call a slow quad? A lag-wagon. Quad-Slay Jokes Why did the slayer quad slay all the spiders? Because it was a web-wrecker! What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: A Calculated Folly Dad Jokes about Math: A Sum-mary of Mishaps “Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!” “What do you call a math teacher who can’t stop talking? A pro-tractor.” Square-ly Miscalculated “Why did the square go to the doctor? Because it had a square root problem!” […]
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Read on for a Laugh Attack with These Dad Jokes What do you call a U.S. Representative who can’t tell the truth? A fibber in the House! Why did Santa Claus run for U.S. Representative? To spread holiday cheer, deck the halls with bills, and pass laws to make toys legal year-round! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: Prepare for the Pun-ishment! Vegan Jokes What do you call a vegan who’s always bragging? A planta-show-off! Why did the vegan turn up? Because they were turnt to peas. Nipples and December 18th Jokes What do you call someone who’s always cold in December? A nip-slip. Why is December 18th the nipple of […]
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Dad Jokes: Macaw You Laugh or Not? Macaw Jokes Why did the macaw cross the road? To get to the other flocking side! What do you call a macaw that’s always down in the dumps? A bluebird. Dude-Related Macaw Joke Why did the dude invite the macaw to his party? Because he wanted a tweet […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleashing the Power of Puns, Poms, and Politics Pomeranian Puns to Unleash Your Inner Dad Why did the Pomeranian cross the road? To get to the other pawty! What do you call a Pomeranian that’s always getting into trouble? A scoot offender! Nipple-Tickling Dad Jokes: What’s the difference between a nipple and December […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Awful Puns Urophagia Punchlines Why did the man eat his own urine? Because it was a “pee-licious” treat! What do you call a man who eats his own urine? A “pee-sonal consumer”! Yass-Related Urophagia Why did the doctor prescribe urophagia for the sick patient? To give him a “yes” […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good (Or Not) Abortion Jokes Why did the abortion clinic hire a comedian? To lighten up the mood! Why was the unborn baby in the Lowkey position? Because it was hiding from the nurse. Pun Jokes What do you call a breast with high morals? A nipple of integrity. What […]
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Dad Jokes: Laugh-Out-Loud Laughters for All Ages Presidential Pun-derfulness “Why did President Biden go to the doctor? Because he broke his promise!” Yo Mamma’s Presidential Punchline “Yo mamma so old, she remembers when the Chief Executive was called the Big Cheese!” Nipply November 15th “What’s the difference between nipples and November 15th? One has two […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilariously Awful Relationship Jokes with a Twist Why did the husband put his wife’s picture in his wallet? – Because he wanted to be with her even when he was broke! What do you call a couple who always argues but never breaks up? – A juggling […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and Absolutely Horrible #HornyWomenDadJokes Alert Q: What do you call a woman with a lot of horns? A: A horny cow! Q: What do you call a horny woman who’s also super woke? A: A woke-horned feminist! Punny Dad Jokes Q: What’s another name for 5th of November? A: […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Chucklefest for the Choir and Beyond Choir Member Jokes Why did the choir member get lost? Because they misread the sheet music! What do you call a choir member who leaves the group to get a snack? A dippy soprano. Nipple/November 2nd Pun What do you call a nipple that’s always […]
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Dad Jokes: A Culinary Delight (or Disaster) Prepare yourself for a gastronomic adventure filled with groan-worthy puns and side-splitting quips. Hold on tight as we embark on this hilarious journey through the world of classic cuisine and dad jokes. Classic Cuisine Jokes for the Ages Chicken Parmesan: “Why was the chicken Parmesan crossing the road? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Guffaw Pepper Jokes What do you call a pepper that’s always getting into trouble? A trouble-maker! Why did the pepper get arrested? For being too “woke”! Nipple Jokes What do you call a nipple with perfect pitch? A high C-note. Why don’t you make eye contact with […]
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