Why Star Trek: Voyager in Nix? Satire, Star Trek: Voyager, etc… Voyager in the Political Arena In a controversial move that has sent shockwaves through the Starfleet community, Captain Kathryn Janeway of the USS Voyager has announced her intention to run for the office of President of the United Federation of Planets. Political pundits are […]
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Daddy’s Delightful Delights: A Treasury of Nix-Inspired Jokes Calling All…
Daddy’s Delightful Delights: A Treasury of Nix-Inspired Jokes Calling All Nix Enthusiasts! If you’re a fan of the legendary streamer Nix or just enjoy a good laugh, prepare to embark on a comical journey filled with dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone. Nix Jokes: Why did Nix cross the road? To get to […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Lung-Tickling Extravaganza Dad Joke Alert: Lungs Why did the lung get lost? Because it didn’t have any navigators! Dad Joke with a Twist: Lungs and Skibidi Rizz Why did the lung with Skibidi Rizz get in an argument? Because it couldn’t stop wheezing “I got moves, like Jagger!” Nix and December […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Crust-a-cean with Laughter Lobster Jokes Why did the lobster blush? Because he saw the sea weed! What do you call a lobster that needs to relax? A shellfish! Lobster-Related Chill Pill Joke What do you say to a stressed-out lobster? “Take a chill pill, you’ll be fine!” Nix/December 17th […]
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Dad Jokes about Nix and More Nix Jokes: Why is Nix so difficult to climb? Because it’s dummy hard! What do you call a Nix that’s always making mistakes? A Nix-up! Titan/December 15th Pun: What do you call a Titan born on December 15th? A Sagittarius! Nix Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nix. Nix […]
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The Funniest and Not-So-Funny Dad Jokes You’ve Ever Heard Aerobics Jokes Why did the aerobic instructor cross the road? To get to the other thigh! What do you call a person who loves aerobics but is terrible at it? A simp-ton. Pun Joke Why did December 5th feel left out? Because it’s the only date […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: The Ultimate Sodium Bicarbonate Extravaganza Baking Soda Bonanza What do you call baking soda that can’t swim? A sinking agent! Classic Dad Joke: Why did the baking soda refuse to eat the cookie? Because it didn’t want to get baked! Nix or December 2nd Puns What do you call a snowman with […]
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Dad Jokes: Spooky Edition Horror Dad Joke Why did the vampire get lost? Because he didn’t have any bat-tery. Historical Horror Dad Joke What do you call a ghost that’s always late? A tard-geist. Nix/December 1st Pun What’s something that’s nix in December? A snow job! Knock-Knock Horror Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Igor. Igor […]
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Prepare to Be Amused: Dad Jokes Galore! Ba’al Machshava: The Source of Pun-ishment Why did Ba’al Machshava get lost in the forest? Because he couldn’t tree-t himself! What’s Ba’al Machshava’s favorite snack? Cheeze-its, duh! Nix or November 15th: The Pun-intended What do you call a month that flies by? Nix-ember! Why was November 15th so […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Relationship Jokes Beyond the Norm Why did I break up with my girlfriend? Because she’s a pyramid scheme! (She kept asking me to join “her team.”) Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a relationship where one person is always picking on the other? A […]
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Dad Jokes for the Culinarily Inclined Who’s the best chef in the world? The one with the highest whisk-ey tolerance! What do you call a chef who’s always in a hurry? A fast food simp! What’s the difference between November 5th and a Guy Fieri restaurant? One is Nix-day, and the other is Guy’s-day! Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Doggone Delight for Boston Terrier Enthusiasts Boston Terrier Bonanza Why are Boston Terriers such great detectives? Because they’re “paw-some” at sniffing out clues! What do you call a Boston Terrier who’s into social media? A “Pawdcast” star! Nix and November Nonsense What do you call a November 4th that’s always a […]
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Dad Jokes for Techies iPhone Jokes Why did the iPhone get a cold? Because it was sneezing apples! What do you call an iPhone that’s always calling? A phone-a-holic. iPhone and Square Jokes What do you call an iPhone that uses Square? A credit-card-carrying phone. Why did the iPhone and the Square get married? Because […]
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Prepare for the Corniest Jokes and Get Ready to Groan! Dad Jokes About History at Your Service Dad Jokes: Historical Hijinks What do you call a historian who only studies the history of jokes? A punch-lineologist. Skibidi Rizz for Dad Jokes Why couldn’t the ancient Roman legionnaires tell jokes? Because they were too serious and […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Nixed Not-So-Good Dad Jokes – Why was the bee a great singer? Because he knew how to use his honey-pipes! Pop Culture Dad Jokes – What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! – Why did the guitarist get lost? Because he didn’t know where […]
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