Legendary Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes and Laugh Dad Joke: Gibbon Edition “Why don’t gibbons vote? Because they’re bananas at politics!” “My gibbon always gets a kick out of Rizz!” Nose or December 25th Pun “What did the nose say to December 25th? ‘You smell merry Christmas!’” Knock-Knock Joke: Gibbon “Knock, knock.” […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest, Cheesiest, Yet Hilarious Collection Mystery Dad Jokes Why did the ? disappear? Because it was a mystery! Why did the Squad go to the haunted house? To solve the mystery of the missing cookies! Nose Puns Why is December 18th the most fragrant day of the year? Because it’s “nosey-day”! Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes for the Ethical Non-Monogamy Enthusiast Ethical Non-Monogamy Jokes Why is ethical non-monogamy like a good soup? Because it’s all about sharing and being open with what’s in your bowl. What do you call ethical non-monogamy in the animal kingdom? A harem of happiness. Catch You on the Flip Side Dad Jokes “Catch you […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cosmic Voyage into the Twilight Zone Prepare yourself for a witty exploration of dad jokes that will leave you rolling in laughter or head-scratching in puzzlement. Twilight Zone Jokes That’ll Make You Groan What do you call a Twilight Zone episode that’s really bad? A Rod Serling sleep fest. Why did the […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Uranus Jokes What did the astronomer say when he found out he had been studying Uranus? “My whole career has been a big gas!” What do you call a ghost who visits Uranus? A ghosted astronaut! Nose/November Jokes Why is a nose a great place to hide change? […]
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Dad Jokes Infinite: Dive into the Dad Joke Abyss! Prepare your funny bones for a deluge of dad jokes that will tickle your ribs and leave you scratching your head. Let’s dive right in! Dad Jokes about Language: “Why is English so hard to learn? Because it’s the only language where ‘queue’ is pronounced like […]
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Dad Jokes: A Pun-ishment for Mankind Hobbies What do you call a hobby that’s impossible to quit? A stick. Why did the painter become a savage? He lost his canvas to a saber-toothed tiger. Nose Jokes What do you call a nose that always points north? Rudolph. November 24th Jokes Why is the 24th of […]
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Dad Jokes for the Holidays: Rosh Yeshiva Edition Rosh Yeshiva Jokes Why did the Rosh Yeshiva cross the road? To get to the other “rabbi”. What did the Rosh Yeshiva say to the student who didn’t know where his seat was? “Bet you can’t find it!” Bet-Related Jokes What do you call a Rosh Yeshiva […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Drive You to the Dog House Cynophobia Concerns Why did the dog with cynophobia cross the road? To get to the other side and avoid any humans! What’s the difference between a dog with cynophobia and a literary critic? One fears humans, the other fears bad books. Pun-tastic Nonsense Why do […]
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Dad Jokes: Get Ready to Groan and Laugh! Automobile Jokes Why did the car stop on the highway? Because it couldn’t find its turn signal! What’s the difference between a mechanic and a doctor? A mechanic can fix a car without killing anyone. Automobile Jokes with Bodaciousness What do you call a car that’s totally […]
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Dad Jokes Only Your Dad Would Love (and Groan At!) Reggae Jokes That’ll Make You Rastafare-Well Why was the reggae band late for their concert? Because they were Jamaica-time! What do you call a reggae song that’s all about the herb? A ganja-hit! Nose and October 29th Pun-derfulness What do you call a nose that’s […]
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Prepare Yourself for Groan-Inducing Dad Jokes Central! Dad Jokes for the Genderfluid: What do you call a genderfluid potato? A french fry! Why did the genderfluid person cross the road? To see their other side! Historical Humor: In ancient Rome, gladiators were often genderfluid. They were known as “gladio-lus-ors” and fought in both male and […]
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Snailed It: Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Shell-Shocked Dad Jokes About Snails What do you call a snail with no shell? Homeless. Why did the snail get lost? It didn’t have its GPShells. What do you call a snail on roller skates? Turbo. Dad Joke About Snail and Gyat Why did the snail get […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the… Well, Bad Home Cooking Shenanigans Home cooking joke that’s not very good: What do you call a chef who can’t cook? A disaster! Home cooking joke that’s actually pretty funny: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the skillet! Dummy […]
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Laugh Like a Dad: Witness the Hilarious Dad Jokes That Will Tickle Your Thighs Religious Education Teacher Puns What do you call a Religious Education teacher who can’t stop telling jokes? A holy hum-dinger! Why did the Religious Education teacher cross the road? To teach the chickens on the other side about the Holy Spirit! […]
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