Questionable Dad Jokes: A Medley of Dud-worthy Puns and Groan-inducing Gags Sheikh-y Shenanigans Why did the Sheikh cross the road? To get to the other turb-in. What do you call a Sheikh who’s always getting into trouble? A gnar-ly-Sheikh. Holiday Mishaps and Monthly Puns What do you call it when Oberon, King of the Fairies, […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan… or Laugh Phoebe…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan… or Laugh Phoebe Jokes Phoebe: Why did Phoebe get lost in the woods? Answer: Because she didn’t have a map! Flex: Why was Phoebe’s boyfriend, Flex, so good at gymnastics? Answer: Because he was always bending over to tie his shoes! Oberon Jokes Oberon: What do you call […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Paw-some Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers Great Pyrenees Dad Jokes: What do you call a Great Pyrenees who’s always late? A “paw-post-pone-er”! Why did the Great Pyrenees cross the road? To get to the other “side-burp”! What do you call a Great Pyrenees that loves snacks? A “fur-nacious snack-o-holic”! Oberon and […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Laugh Gardening Jokes: What do you call a vegetable that never stops growing? An ever-growing gourd! What did the politically incorrect gardener say to the activist? “Get off my compost pile!” Oberon/December 19th Pun: Why is Oberon so popular on December 19th? Because it’s the shortest day of […]
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Dad Jokes that are as Bad as Capillaries! Capillary Dad Joke 1 Why don’t capillaries play basketball? Because they’re too small to pass the ball! Capillary Dad Joke 2: Whatever Edition What do you call a capillary that doesn’t care about anything? A “whatever” capillary! Oberon/December 8th Pun Joke Why was Oberon so happy on […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cringeworthy and the Hilarious Animal Antics Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? A: An irrelephant! Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef! Wickedly Wicked Q: Why did Glinda love animals? A: Because she was a kind-hearted “elk-ie”! Oberon and November 19th Puns […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Silliest Dads Dad Joke: Dentophobia What’s the best way to avoid going to the dentist? * Lie down! (Get it? Lying down!) Music-Related Dad Joke: Dentophobia Why did the pianist stop playing the piano? * He had a root canal! (Another tooth joke, ha!) Pun Joke: Oberon or November 17th […]
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Fish Tales and Byte-Sized Laughs: Get Hooked on These Fin-tastic Dad Jokes! Tune in for Tuna-rrific Laughs Why did the tuna get lost? Because it couldn’t find its wahoo! What did the tech-savvy tuna say? “I’m sending you a byte of bait!” Oberon or November 12th? Pun-tastic Confusion What do you call Oberon on November […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Giggle Oberon Jokes What do you call a fairy king with a bad sunburn? Ober-roasted. What’s a redneck Oberon’s favorite tree? The holler-oak! Sweaty Pun Why are sweat glands like November 10th? Because they’re 11-9! Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock. Who’s there? Oberon. Oberon who? Open up, it’s me! […]
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Masterpieces from the Dad Joke Emporium Celebrity Spotlighting Why did Justin Timberlake get lost in the woods? Because he kept taking Byte Me-turns! Why did Taylor Swift get a new tour bus? Because the old one was 22. Pun-derful Turn-Ups What do you call a rapper who’s famous for his turnips? A turnt-ip artist! Knock […]
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The Dadliest Dad Jokes: A Tactical Chuckle Peacekeeper: The Pun-isher Why was the Peacekeeper’s truck so loud? Because it had a tactical silencer! Food and Drink: The “Tactical” Tortillas What do you call a Peacekeeper’s favorite dish? Tactical tortillas! Oberon and October 28th: The Punversation Why did Oberon hate October 28th? Because it was his […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Kids Groan Galatea Jokes Why did Galatea always get lost? Because she didn’t have any maps! What do you call a Galatea who loves to surf? A tubular statue! Oberon/October 25th Joke What do you call Oberon on October 25th? A Halloween fairy! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Political Pickle MPs and MEPs: A Dad Joke Crisis What do you call an MP who can’t stay awake during debates? A snooz-maker! Why did the MEP get lost at the European Parliament? Because they couldn’t navigate the “euro maze”! GOAT and Political Animal Jokes What do you call a GOAT that […]
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Get Ready for a Groovy Playlist of Punny Dad Jokes! Musical Melodies for the Ears and the Soul “What do you call a musical instrument that can’t stay in tune?” An out-of-key-board! On Fleek Note “Why did the trumpet player go to the bank?” To get some on-fleek notes! Atime for Puns “What is Oberon’s […]
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Dad Jokes: A Miniature Pinscher’s Literary Extravaganza Prepare your diaphragm for a literary adventure as we dive into a world of not-so-good dad jokes, featuring the miniature canine, Miniature Pinscher, and some clever wordplay for good measure. Minature Pinscher Jokes Why did the Miniature Pinscher get lost in the library? Because he didn’t know where […]
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