The Dad Joke Zone: Monkeying Around with Saki Shenanigans Prepare yourself for a barrel of laughs, wise guys! We’re diving into the world of dad jokes, and boy, do we have a Saki monkey-sized selection for you. Dad Jokes about Saki Monkeys Why did the Saki monkey cross the road? To get to the other […]
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Dad Jokes to Make Your Guts Split Seeds! Seed Jokes…
Dad Jokes to Make Your Guts Split Seeds! Seed Jokes for the Politically Incorrect “Why did the politically incorrect seed get banned from the garden? Because it used the N-word-germination.” Oil Glands or October 26th Puns “What do you call a seed that’s also a crime fighters’ hideout? A Bat-cave seed.” “You know it’s October […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Bug You Entomophobia Blues What do you call a person with a fear of bugs? An insect-igator! (Sorry, that was a bummer.) Oil Pun What do oil glands do? They oil be slick! Knock-Knock of Horror Knock, knock. Who’s there? Entomophobia. Entomophobia who? Please open up! I’m too scared to come […]
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Dad Jokes: The Musical Symphony of Laughter Music Dad Jokes Why did the musician go to the doctor? To get his Bach straightened out! What do you call a musical instrument that’s always on fleek? A stylophone! Oil/October Pun Why do oil glands get upset during October? Because they’re getting their fall-out! Music Knock-Knock Joke […]
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Why did the Miniature Pinscher cross the road? To get to the other “mini side.” What did the Miniature Pinscher say when he was too small to reach the light switch? “I can’t switch on the lights because I’m too short!” What do you call an oil gland on October 19th? A Mobil Sunflower! Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: A Backpack Full of Laughs Backpacking Jokes What do you call a backpacker who’s always getting lost? A trail-blazer! Why did the bogus backpacker get lost? Because his map was a phony! Pun Jokes What do you call a group of backpackers who love oil? A skin-care crew! Why did the backpacker celebrate […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes and Groan (in a Good Way) Poodle-licious Puns What do you call a poodle who’s always in trouble? A tail-ender! Why did the poodle get lost in the park? Because it was a standard deviation from the rest. Jive-Talkin’ Poodles Why did the poodle join a […]
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