Unleash Your Inner Dad with These Rib-Tickling Jokes Japanese Food Funnies Why did the sushi chef get lost? Because he rolled the wrong way! What do you call a Japanese God who loves sushi? On God-zilla! Bladder Buster Why did the bladder get arrested on Christmas Day? For holding too much water! Knock-Knock on Japanese […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Go ‘Glass Half-Empty’ Glassblowing Jokes What do you call a glassblower who’s always on the go? A fast-paced glassmaker! On God, did you hear about the glassblower who stole the lightbulb? He got caught doing his own lighting! Sweat Jokes Why don’t you trust sweat glands? Because they’re always sweating […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Degu Jokes Why did the degu run into the street? To get to the other side! Did you hear about the degu who went to the doctor? He was having a hard time chewing his food. Degu and “On God” Jokes What do you call a degu who’s […]
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Dad Jokes for Fantasy Lovers Attention all fantasy fanatics! Get ready for some knee-slapping jokes that will leave you rolling your 20-sided dice with laughter. Fantasy Lover’s Dad Joke #1 Why did the wizard’s spellbook get stolen? Because it was spellbinding! Fantasy Lover’s Dad Joke on “On God” #1 What do you call a fantasy […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Greatest Photography Puns What do you call a photographer who’s always in the dark? A film developer. Why did the photographer get arrested? For developing indecent pictures. Photography and On God Why did the photographer cross the road? On God. What do you call a photographer who’s always praying? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Electron-ifying Dad Jokes Why did the electronic device get arrested? Because it was caught microchipping! What do you call a computer that’s on the lam? A byte-runner! On God, my new smart speaker is so intelligent, it told me to turn it off! Mouth-ful of Jokes […]
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Puns and Knockers: Lobster-licious Dad Jokes Dad Joke About Lobster What do you call a lobster with no claws? Shell-less! Dad Joke About Lobster and On God What does a lobster say when it swears? On cod! Pun Joke About Oil Glands Why did the oil gland get a speeding ticket? For greasing the road! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Larissa Edition Dad jokes are like a fine wine… they get better with age. And just like wine, some are better than others. Larissa Jokes Why did Larissa get lost in the forest? Because she didn’t know which way to spruce. What do you call Larissa with a degree in theology? A […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hilarious Ensemble for the Connoisseur of Puns Prepare yourself for a side-splitting adventure as we delve into the realm of not-so-smart and outrageously funny dad jokes. Loin Cloth Jokes What do you call a lion wearing a loin cloth? A king-pin! Why did the loin cloth get invited to the party? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Grape Grape-tastic Dad Jokes Why did the grape get hired by the construction company? Because he was a pro-wine-al! What do you call a grape that’s always on point? On God, it’s a “grape-vine”! Kidney-Splittin’ Puns What do you call a kidney that always volunteers? A helping […]
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Knock-Knock Jokes and Dad Jokes That Miss the Mark Relationship Jokes That Break the Mold What do you call a relationship where one person is always right? A dictatorship. What’s the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 20 pounds. (Ouch!) Kerberos/November 6th Pun Why did Kerberos wag its tail on November 6th? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Shih Tzu Shih Tzu Dad Jokes Why did the Shih Tzu go to the park? To bark-our at the squirrels! Why did the Shih Tzu cross the road? To get to the fur side. On God Shih Tzu Dad Jokes What do you call a Shih Tzu […]
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For the Sake of Greatness: A Dad Joke Anthology Phobos, the Fearless Why did Phobos get lost? Because he couldn’t find Mars! On God, Phobos is so cool, he’s the coolest satellite in the solar system! Pho-real! A Touch of Astronomy and Puns What do you call Uranus at the end of October? A 27th […]
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Prepare Your Punny Bones: Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Dad Jokes for Graphic Designers What do you call a graphic designer who always works in black and white? A mono-chrome master! On God, I can’t find my favorite graphic design software. It’s a mystery! Pun-derful Jokes Why did the bladder get so much […]
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