Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll… or Paint Your Eyes White Painting Puns What do you call a painter who’s always messing up? A canvas-trophe! Why did the painter get so angry? Because he ran out of patience! Who is the most savage painter in the world? Vincent van Gogh! (Get it? Vincent Van […]
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Brush Strokes and Bust-Out Laughs: Dad Jokes for Paint and…
Brush Strokes and Bust-Out Laughs: Dad Jokes for Paint and FYP Grab a can of paint and your best dad joke apron, because we’re about to paint the town red with some hilarious dad jokes. Painting Puns * What do you call a painter who’s always making mistakes? A canvas-ser! * What painting technique does […]
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Dad Jokes: The Canvas of Cringe and Comedy Painting Puns: What do you call a lazy painter? A brush hog. Why did the painter get in trouble? Because he was caught drawing a blank. What does a painter use to hold their brush? A canvas clutch. Tooth or December 5th Puns: What did the dentist […]
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Dad Jokes: A Canvas of Cringe and Chuckles Painting Pun-ishment What’s the worst thing about being a painter? – The brush with death. Sus-picious Paint Why was the painter arrested? – Because he was painting in a suspicious manner. Bladdered Pun What did the kid say after holding in his pee for too long? – […]
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