Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (in a Good Way)? Religious Education Teacher Jokes What do you call a Religious Education teacher who can’t keep it in their pants? A pious perv! Why did the Religious Education teacher get fired? Because he was caught simping for the students. Punny Jokes What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: The East-West Collision Dad Joke about Southeast Asian:…
Dad Jokes: The East-West Collision Dad Joke about Southeast Asian: Why did the Vietnamese guy get a job at the library? …Because he was really good at checking out books! Dad Joke about Southeast Asian and Sip: What do you call a Vietnamese person who loves to drink tea? …A sip-vietnamese! Pun Joke about Penis: […]
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Dad Joke Delights: A Collection of Comforting Comedy Nonsense Comfort Food Jokes Why is soup such a good comfort food? Because it’s “soul”-soothing! What do you call a hug from a warm blanket? A “comfort food” wrap! Stupid Jokes What do you call a stupid joke that makes you hungry? A “comfort food” joke! Pun […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Fam-Soy! Soy-Sauce Jokes Why did the soy sauce go to the beach? To catch some rays! What did the soy sauce say to the grumpy sandwich? “You’re a meat-y!” Punny Jokes What do you call a guy with no, well, you-know-what? December 7th! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock! Who’s there? Soy […]
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Dad Jokes: The Mayordom’s Curse Mayor Mayhem What’s a mayor’s favorite bean? Cool beans! Why was the mayor so cool? Because he was the mayor of Bean Town! Penile Pranks What do you call a politician with a small… mind? A mayor! What day of the year is all about sausage? November 28th, because it’s […]
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You’ll Never Guess These Hilarious Dad Jokes! Financial Officer Jokes: Why did the financial officer get fired? Because he couldn’t handle the beans! What do you call a financial officer who loves cool beans? A chilly bean counter! Punny Jokes: What do you call a bird that can’t fly? A yes-tern! (It’s a pun on […]
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For the Sweetest Dad Jokes Candy Jokes: * What do you call a candy that’s always a crowd-pleaser? A Lifesaver! * Where do candy canes go to party? The “Sweet Spot!” Rizz-lated Candy Joke: * What’s the smoothest candy? A Rizz-ellent gummy, of course! Penis/November 21st Pun: * Why is November 21st the best day […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Fire! Firefighter Dad Jokes Q: What do you call a firefighter who’s always on the go? A: A fire jumper! Q: Why are firefighters so good at telling jokes? A: Because they know how to put out the flames! Dad Jokes for Baby Boomers Q: Why did the old firefighter […]
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Milk Jokes, Yes We Can! Milk Jokes Why did the milkman get lost? Because he didn’t know his whey around! What do you call a person who drinks too much milk? A simp-ly hydrated individual. Pun Jokes What do you call a penis that’s always hard? A November 11th! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Nitty-Gritty of Nonsense About Lungs Why are lungs so great? They’re always getting to the heart of the matter! What do you call lungs that are always arguing? Pulmonary discord! About “Whatever” What do you call “whatever” in Spanish? “Cualquiera!” Pun for “Penis” or “November 3rd” What do you call a man […]
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Knock, Knock Jokes and Dad Jokes to Make You Chuckle Europa-ly Dad Jokes Why did Europa leave the party early? Because it was getting too icy-moon! What do you call a Europa that’s always leaving? A Dip-out-moon! Pun-tastic Dad Jokes What do you call a penis that’s always on October 24th? Hallow-peen! What do you […]
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