Dad Jokes to Make You Go “Ugh” Ketchup Jokes Tell me a Dad Joke about Ketchup: Why did the ketchup get arrested? For being a condiment! Another Dad Joke about Ketchup related to Car and Road Jokes: Why did the ketchup truck go off the road? Because it couldn’t turn its tailgate! Pun Jokes Add […]
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Dad Jokes: Androgynous Ain’t Funny… Until You Read These! Androgynous…
Dad Jokes: Androgynous Ain’t Funny… Until You Read These! Androgynous Amazement Q: What do you call an androgynous rock singer? A: David Bowie! Q: What do you call an androgynous astronaut? A: Major Tom-boy! Far Out Dadisms Q: What do you call an androgynous hippie? A: Phoebe Cates’ mate! November 7th Blunders Q: Why did […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Baa-d to the Bone Shepherd Jokes: What do you call a shepherd with no sheep? A lost cause. Why did the shepherd name his dog “Rizz”? Because he had some serious rizz! Phoebe/November 6th Pun: What do you call a turkey who’s been arrested? A cold Phoebe. (Sounds like November sixth) […]
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Dive into the Depths of Dad Jokes! Piranha Jokes: The Bite-Sized Laughs “Why don’t piranhas have round bellies? Because all their teeth are on the outside!” “Why did the dude get bitten by a piranha? He was fishing for compliments!” Phoebe and November Puns: Quirky and Unforeseen “Why did Phoebe have a huge collection of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Official Congressional Comedy Goldmine 435 Ways to Make You Groan Why did the House Representative switch to a vegetarian diet? Because he wanted to “veg out” during sessions. What do you call a Representative who loves vegetables? A veggie-tarian! Phoebe on October 30th Phoebe: “What do you call the day before Halloween?” […]
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Dad Jokes: A Nutty Good Time Squirrel Monkey Shenanigans Why did the squirrel monkey get arrested? Because he was caught monkeying around! What do you call a squirrel monkey that’s totally out of control? Totally monkey-nuts! Pun-tastic Pheasant What do you call a bird that’s born on October 21st? A Phoeberfly! Squirrel Monkey’s Knock-Knock Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Giggle Dad Jokes About Work Why did the employee get fired from the battery factory? Because he was always sparking controversy! Why did the construction worker get lost? Because he didn’t have a level head. What do you call a worker who gets paid to nod? A bobblehead! […]
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