Why you simply must checkout Parrot and Mongolia Mongolia – Everything you need to know! Anecdotes and Snarky Humor: A parrot in politics: “Promises, promises… just like the sweet nothings my last owner whispered before he sent me to the pet store.” Who’s the most famous parrot on Pluto (Dwarf Planet)? “Polly, the Cold Case […]
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Not-So-Good Dad Jokes You Didn’t Know You Needed Bonobo Blues Why don’t Bonobos make good soccer players? Because they’re always slipping on bananas! What do you call a Bonobo who loves to watch TV? A veg-out Bonobo! Pluto Problems What do you call Pluto when it’s not a planet? Your backyard! Why is December 23rd […]
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Dad Jokes: A Shepherd’s Delight Tell me a Dad Joke about Shepherd Why did the shepherd cross the road? To get his fleece on the other side! Add another Dad Joke about Shepherd related to Whatever What do you call a shepherd who sings karaoke? A baaaaaa-d singer! Add a pun joke about either Pluto […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roar with Glee Hydrophobia: Fear of Water What do you call a hydrophobic fish? A scared-fin! Why did the hydrophobe avoid the Wicked Witch of the West? Because she had a water bucket! Pun Intended What did Pluto say to November 24th? “It’s my planet-versary!” Knock-Knock Knock knock. Who’s […]
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DAD JOKES for FUN-LOVING FOLKS Central America quips: Why did the Central American cross the road? To get to the other Costa Rica! What do you call a Central American who’s been stood up? Ghosted! Puns and humor: What’s the difference between Pluto and November 21st? One is a planet that’s no longer a planet, […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Funny and the Hilariously Bad Ophidiophobia Why did the person with Ophidiophobia cross the road? To get to the other side… and avoid any snakes. What do you call a person with Ophidiophobia who is also a Simp? A snake-afraid simp. Pluto/November 16th What do you call a planet that’s not really […]
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Non-Binary: The Gift That Keeps on Dad Joking Dad Joke #1: Non-Binary – Why did the non-binary person cross the road? To get to the other pronoun! Dad Joke #2: Non-Binary Millennials – What do you call a non-binary millennial who’s always on social media? A they/they-former! Pun Joke: Planet Pluto – What’s Pluto’s favorite […]
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Dad Jokes: A Mixed Bag of Puns and Groaners Group Marriage Jokes Why do people get into group marriages? Because they can’t find one person to blame for all their problems! What’s the biggest fear of people in group marriages? FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out”! Pluto and November 14th Jokes What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Alphabet Soup Edition Alphabet People Antics Why did the alphabet people go to the courthouse? Because they wanted to file a lawsuit! What do you call a letter that’s always being left out? A simp! Celestial Quips Why was Pluto so cold? Because it was far from the sun! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Stellar Edition Pluto: The Planet That’s Not Quite a Planet Not So Good: What do you call a planet that’s always getting picked on? Pluto (Planet punched-o)! Really Funny: Why did Pluto get kicked out of the solar system? Because it wasn’t planet-ary enough! Pluto and Turnt Turnt-Related: What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: The Soup-erlative Edition So, you’re craving a hearty laugh? Well, strap in and get ready for some soup-erior dad jokes! Soup Jokes Why did the soup break up with the salad? Because it wasn’t green enough! What do you call a soup that’s made entirely of peas? Peas-i soup! What’s the best thing […]
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Dad Jokes: A Pun-derful Odyssey through the Mythical Realm Kerberos Considered Why did Kerberos become a political candidate? Because he had a three-headed platform! What do you call Kerberos with a fear of missing out? FO-MO-Cerberus! Pluto and October Puns What do you call Pluto after it was reclassified as a dwarf planet? A Pluto-tic […]
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Calling All Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Brace Yourselves for a Whimsical Adventure into the World of Hilarious Puns and Questionable Wit Parish Council Member’s Dilemma “Why did the Parish Council Member cross the road? Because he didn’t have the guts to ask anyone to pray for him!” “What do you call a Parish Council Member who […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pluto-ly Awful Pluto Jokes What do you call a planet that’s super small? A plu-tiny planet! Why did Pluto get kicked out of the solar system? Because it was too sus! Palate/20th October Pun What do you call a roof that’s good for your teeth? A palette! […]
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