Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Punny Prior/Prioress Puns What do you call a Prior who loves to write satire? A Penitent-iary humorist. Why did the Prior and Prioress get a divorce? Because they couldn’t resolve their differences in the choir. Ureters/December 24th Pun What do you call Ureters that celebrate Christmas Eve? […]
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Prepare for a Dad Joke Fiesta! Prior/Prioress Why is the…
Prepare for a Dad Joke Fiesta! Prior/Prioress Why is the Prior always so busy? Because he has so many vows to keep! What do you call a Prior who loves school? A headmaster! Jupiter and November 6th What do you call the busiest day of the year for Jupiter? November 6th, because it’s upvote day! […]
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Dad Jokes: A Monastic Misadventure Prepare your corny-meters for a dad joke extravaganza! Prior/Prioress Pronunciation Peculiarities Why did the Prior and Prioress get a tongue-tied choir? They kept singing “pre-or, pre-or.” What did the chill Prior say to the Prioress? “Let’s just pop a prior-cicle!” Puns and Knock-Knocks Why are Galatea statues so bad at […]
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