Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Smile) Prior/Prioress Puns What’s a Prior’s favorite type of music? Gregorian chants! Why did the Prior get a new assistant? Because his old one was too **bodacious!** Galatea/December 22nd Puns What do you call a Galatea who’s always cold? A **Statue of Liberty! Why is […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Eye-Rollers Prior-tastery Why is a Prior…
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Eye-Rollers Prior-tastery Why is a Prior like a dude at a party? Because he’s always at the abbey (hanging around)! Dude-licious What do you call a Prior who’s always late? A Dude En-delay! Heart-ful of Puns What do you call a heart that’s full of love on December 22nd? A winter […]
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Dad’s Jokes: So Bad They’re Good Prior/Prioress: A Religious Conundrum What do you call a prior who dislikes visitors? A door knocker. Why did the prioress cross the road? To get to the other monastery. Holiday Humor What do you get when you cross a prior with a Christmas tree? A holy nightcap. Why are […]
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