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Punny Dad Jokes: A Tributary of Laughter Veins Not-so-good dad joke: What do you call a vein that’s always running away? A fugitive vein! Really funny dad joke: Why did the vein cross the road? To get to the other circulatory! Dip Out Not-so-good dad joke: What do you call a dip that’s always disappearing? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll… or Paint Your Eyes White Painting Puns What do you call a painter who’s always messing up? A canvas-trophe! Why did the painter get so angry? Because he ran out of patience! Who is the most savage painter in the world? Vincent van Gogh! (Get it? Vincent Van […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cosmic Adventure Technology Why did the computer get a cold? From downloading a virus! Out of all the planets, which is the largest one? Your computer’s hard drive! Far Out What do you call a phone that’s been in space? A “Galaxy”! Puns and Knock-Knocks What did one Proteus say to the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Arachnid Extravaganza Arachnophobia Dad Jokes Why was the spider so upset? Because it was webbed up in its own drama! Where did the spider go to learn how to catch flies? At a web-inar! Highkey Arachnophobia Dad Joke What do you call a spider that’s always on the go? A highkey-anxiety spider! […]
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Dad Jokes: Brewtally Bad to Side-Splittingly Funny Beverage Bonanza Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Health-Conscious Quenchers How do you make a healthy pizza? By giving it a shaker with a salad! Why did the juice go to the hospital? Because it […]
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Prepare Yourself for a Dad Joke Bonanza! Not-So-Good Dad Jokes School Board Member: Why did the School Board Member get lost? Because he didn’t know his way around the school board! Snack: What do you call a School Board Member who always brings snacks to meetings? A snack-crammer! Punderful Pun Proteus/November 20th: What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: Arterial Antics Artery Jokes What do you call a blood vessel that’s not working properly? A malfunctioning artery! Why did the artery get lost? Because it didn’t have a vein to follow! Puns & Punny Artery Jokes What do you call an artery that’s always stressed? A high-blood pressure artery! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Only Cantor Lovers Will Get Cantor Jokes Why did Cantor cross the road? To get to the Cantor set on the other side! What do you call a Cantor set that’s always on the go? A Cantor function! Cantor Jokes for Boomers What do you call a Cantor set that’s been around […]
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Dad Jokes to Buoy Your Spirits Navy Dad Jokes Why did the sailor avoid swimming in the Dead Sea? Because he didn’t want to float away! Boomers and the Navy Why did the Navy replace its boomer submarines? Because they wanted boomers who could shoot back! Proteus and November 4th What do you get when […]
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Tortoiseshell Times: Dad Jokes Unleashed! The Tortoise and the Hairbrush Why did the tortoise run away from the hairbrush? Because it wanted to keep its shell straight! Tortoise Tech Why did the hacker tortoise get banned from the computer lab? Because it kept making “shell” accounts! Proteus Paradox What do you call a Proteus who […]
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Judge Not, or Be Prepared to Hear Groans Knock, knock. Who’s there? Federal Judge. Federal Judge who? Federal Judge if you can’t handle these terrible jokes! Bae-tiful Justice Hey, Bae, my Federal Judge just sentenced me to life… without parole. I guess I’ll be your cell-mate for a while now! Pun-derful Proteus and Octo-berfest Why […]
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