Laugh It Up with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Whitewater Rafting Jokes Why did the whitewater rafter get lost? Because he didn’t have a paddle-o-meter! What do you call a whitewater rafting team that loses its boat? A Titanic effort. Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a tongue that can’t stop talking? A jabberjaw! […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Hypothalamus Jokes and More! Hypothalamus Jokes Joke: Why did the hypothalamus go to the doctor? Answer: Because it was feeling a little off-center. Pun Joke: What do you call a hypothalamus that’s always making puns? Answer: A cortical jester. Bronchioles/December 20th Pun Joke Joke: What do you call the smallest bronchiole in […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Mantis Eyes Roll Praying Mantis Jokes: Why did the praying mantis get lost? Because it kept praying for directions! Why do praying mantises make such good comedians? Because they have a natural “praying” ability! Miranda/December 15th Pun: What do you call a month that’s too cold for Miranda? >Decemberrrr! […]
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The Art of Dad Jokes: Food for Thought (or Not) Dad jokes, like fine wine, improve with age… or maybe just get cheesier. Here’s a curated collection of dad jokes that will either tickle your funny bone or make you groan with delight: Dad Jokes about Food – Food for Thoughtless “I’m on a seafood […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Corny Dad Jokes! Scorpion Jokes What do you call a scorpion that just lost its stinger? A sorry scorpion. Why did the scorpion cross the road? To get to the other side… and sting it! Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a scorpion with a laptop? A pincerputer. What […]
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Dad Jokes: Lymph Vessels to Make You Groan Lymph Vessel Jokes: A Pain in the Neck What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always getting clogged? A clogged-up lymphatic! Lymph Vessel Puns: A Pun-derful Diversion What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always on time? A lymph-knaptic! Anus Jokes: A Hole in One […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes: A Hoot or a Groan? Salamander Jokes: Why did the salamander cross the road? To get to the other s(w)ide! What do you call a salamander with a bad attitude? A snarkamander! Ariel or November 26th Pun Joke: What do you call a mermaid on Black Friday? A shell-ebrator! Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: Your Culinary Odyssey into the Weird and Wonderful Avant-garde Cuisine: Dad Jokes for the Discerning Palate Why did the chef at the avant-garde restaurant get fired? Because he couldn’t mousse the point! What do you call a chef who uses only experimental ingredients? A chemist-culinary artist! (Pun intended) Rectum and November 22nd Dad […]
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Dad Jokes: Arterial Antics Artery Jokes What do you call a blood vessel that’s not working properly? A malfunctioning artery! Why did the artery get lost? Because it didn’t have a vein to follow! Puns & Punny Artery Jokes What do you call an artery that’s always stressed? A high-blood pressure artery! What do you […]
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Unleashing the Dad-ly Wisdom: A Smorgasbord of Hilarious Jokes Zoophobia: Animal Antics Q: Why did the elephant get lost? A: Because he couldn’t find his “trunk”! Zoophobia: Pun-tastic Edition Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye deer! Esophagus vs. November 11th Q: Why was the esophagus arrested? A: For […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Relationship Jokes Beyond the Norm Why did I break up with my girlfriend? Because she’s a pyramid scheme! (She kept asking me to join “her team.”) Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a relationship where one person is always picking on the other? A […]
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A Treasure Trove of Dad Jokes: From Bishops to Bishops to Bananas and Beyond Bishop’s Got Jokes Why did the bishop get lost? Because he didn’t have a cell diocese! What do you call a bishop who loves puns? A holy pun-tiff! Arteries and November 1st What do you call a clogged artery? A heart […]
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Holy Dad Jokes: A Divine Comedy Ulama Dad Joke (Religious Scholars) What do you call a group of religious scholars who love to snack? The Ula-munchies! Puns & Punny Ulama Joke Why did the Ulama scholar get so upset? Because he couldn’t bear bad puns! Rectum vs. October 28th What do you get when you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Federal Government Got You Down? What do you call a federal employee who’s always late to work? A pro-crastinator. Why did the government official cross the road? To get to the other side of the aisle! Puns & Punny Jokes Why did the Constitution go to the doctor? […]
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