Dad Jokes for the Lazy, Unmotivated, and Uninspired Paddling with Puns and Dad Jokes Rafting Jokes: When the Current Flows Funny Rafting Joke: What do you call a raft full of potatoes? A tater tot! Tubular Joke: What do you call a raft made of old tires? A tubular tire-afting experience! Trachea and December 27th […]
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Caution: Incoming Dad Jokes! Brace Yourselves for Side-Splitting Shenanigans Rafters,…
Caution: Incoming Dad Jokes! Brace Yourselves for Side-Splitting Shenanigans Rafters, Unite! Dad Joke: What do you call a raft that’s always getting into trouble? A bad float! Skibidi Rizz Dad Joke: Why did the raft get kicked out of the rafting team? Because it kept “Skibidi” into the water! Muscles and November 26th Puns Muscle […]
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Float Not in Dad Joke Waters! Bored at the dock? Let’s get you out on the river, and we’ll float not down the river, but down memory lane… with Dad jokes! Rafting Dad Jokes Why did the rafter get sick? Because he was upchucking the river! What do you call a rafter who’s always gassy? […]
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