French near Salivary glands Get French in Salivary glands, read on… Pithy Version: “My opponent: ‘As French as a croissant.’ Me: ‘More like a baguette, with a hint of dad jokes’.” Bonus Joke: What’s a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilariously Bad TL;DR: Dad jokes are corny, silly, and […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Grin Tethys:…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Grin Tethys: The Ancient Ocean Why did Tethys get lost? Because she couldn’t find her wave-length! Why did Tethys get arrested? Because she was caught in a Bogus situation! Puns and Puns What do you call a salivary gland that’s always in trouble? A spit-fire! What do […]
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Why You May Want to Skip the Dad Jokes Get ready to roll your eyes or chuckle out loud because we’re unleashing some classic dad jokes with a Stargate Universe twist. Dad Joke Corner: Stargate Universe Why did the ancients hide the Stargate in Antarctica? Because they wanted to keep it “under wraps.” What do […]
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Fun with Dad Jokes: From the Mundane to the Hilarious Local Government Jokes Why did the city council ban skateboarding? Because they were tired of all the wheeling and dealing! What do you call a mayor who can’t spell? A typo-grapher! Brat-Based Jokes Why did the bratty kid get arrested? For churlish behavior! Puns What’s […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (and Laugh) Prepare yourself for a cavalcade of corny dad jokes that’ll leave you rolling your eyes and cracking up simultaneously. Sculpting Jokes: Why was the sculptor so good at shaping clay? Because he kneaded it! What do you call a sculptor who’s always running away? A dip-out artist! […]
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Dad Jokes: For the Actively Funny Activists and Squares Why did the activist join a square dance group? To demonstrate peaceful assembly! What do you call an activist who’s always on the go? A square-root enthusiast! Spit Happens What do you call a gland that controls salivation? The Spit-om-atic! Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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Dad Jokes: All Bark, Some Giggles Bulldog Bonanza Why did the bulldog cross the road? To get to the other “bull”-ding! What do you call a bulldog who’s always happy? A “gyat”-ologist! Salivary and November Shenanigans What do you get when you spit out your food? A “sa-liva-atory” mess! Why is November 26th known as […]
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Bread Head-Scratchers for the Whole Loaf Bread-y Dad Jokes – Why did the bread cross the road? To get to the other yeast! – What do you call a bread that’s always in the wrong place? A mistuke! Politically Incorrect Bread Jokes – Why did the old bread get upset? Because it was too stale […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl With Laughter Ice Cold Jokes About Alaskan Malamutes Why did the Alaskan Malamute get lost on his morning walk? Because he took the wrong paw-th! What do you call an Alaskan Malamute that’s always in a hurry? A road husker! Punny Glands and November Surprises Why does the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Soup Lovers and Beyond Soup Jokes that Will Make You Crumble Why did the soup get a speeding ticket? Because it was a broth-er speeding! What did the soup say to the spoon? “You’re my broth-er from another mother!” Vibe Check Soup Jokes Why couldn’t the soup vibe with […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Aichmophobia, Needles, and Bae Why did the aichmophobic person refuse to get a piercing? Because they were afraid of the point. What do you call a bae who’s afraid of needles? A bae-sic. Glorious Salivary Gland or November 17th Puns What do you call a salivary […]
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Enter the Dad Joke Zone: Where Laughter Soars and Groans Abound! Pilot Jokes that Fall Short Why did the pilot get lost? Because he couldn’t read a map…or the clouds! Why did the pilot bring a goat on board? To be his goat-pilot! Cheesy Salivary Gland Humor What do you call a salivary gland that’s […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh and Cringe Lingerie Jokes “What do you call lingerie that’s not very revealing? A ‘mystery novel’!” “My wife bought me some lingerie that was so bodacious, it made my jaw drop… and I just couldn’t pick it back up!” Pun Jokes “What do you call a salivary gland […]
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Toadally Awesome Dad Jokes That Will Make You Chuckle Toad-tastic Jokes Why did Toad cross the road? To get to the other toadstool! What do you call a Toad who’s always in the clouds? Far out toad! Pun-derful Puns What do you call a salivary gland that’s always on the go? A spitfire! Why did […]
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Calling all Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Brace Yourselves for the Ultimate Laughter Feast! Dad Jokes about Math: A Mathematical Misadventure What do you call a dad who loves to crack math jokes? A square root! Why was the math book looking so sad? Because of all its problems! Dad Jokes about Math: Lowkey Edition What do […]
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