Why Larissa for Romance and Stupid Jokes? Stupid Jokes, Romance, and more… A Captivating Romance in the Political Arena Amidst the fiery debates and impassioned speeches, a touch of romance stole the show. A candidate with a charming wit remarked, “My opponent resembles a fragrant rose, devoid of thorns, yet adorned with a bouquet of […]
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Why Star Trek: Voyager in Nix? Satire, Star Trek: Voyager, etc… Voyager in the Political Arena In a controversial move that has sent shockwaves through the Starfleet community, Captain Kathryn Janeway of the USS Voyager has announced her intention to run for the office of President of the United Federation of Planets. Political pundits are […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Punny Prior/Prioress Puns What do you call a Prior who loves to write satire? A Penitent-iary humorist. Why did the Prior and Prioress get a divorce? Because they couldn’t resolve their differences in the choir. Ureters/December 24th Pun What do you call Ureters that celebrate Christmas Eve? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Electronic Edition Dad Joke about Electronic Why did the computer get a cold? Because it had a virus! Satire-Related Dad Joke What did the computer say to the mouse? “Are you feeling clicked?” Pun Joke What do you call a month that Phoebe loves? Decem-Phoebe-r! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Electronic. […]
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Paw-some Dad Jokes for Your Inner Punslinger Pet Care Puns: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why did the dog go to the pet store? To buy a chew toy… or two! Satirical Pet Care Joke: Why did the vegan dog refuse the steak? Because it had a bone to pick […]
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Daddy Cool Jokes: Get Ready for Some Corny Laughs Corn Oil Capers What do you call corn oil that’s been used to make popcorn? Popping oil! Satire: Why did the corn oil get arrested? For making too many kernels! Brain Buster What do you call the 9th month of the year that’s filled with brains? […]
read moreDad Jokes: The Cure for Bacteriophobia Bacteriophobia: Fear of bacteria?…
Dad Jokes: The Cure for Bacteriophobia Bacteriophobia: Fear of bacteria? You’re just not very clean-conscious! Satirical Bacteriophobia Dad Joke: Why did the bacteriophobe refuse to read the Onion? Because it’s full of pathogens! Near Me or December 5th Pun: What did the calendar say to the doctor? You’re near me, close to December! Bacteriophobia Knock-Knock […]
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Prepare to Laugh: The Most Corny Yet Hilarious Dad Jokes Ever! Meditation Why did the meditating yogi become a comedian? Because he found inner peace through laughter! Satire: Why don’t meditating satirists need a mic? They can project their Zen jokes with their third eye! Puns What do you call a mermaid who’s always cleaning […]
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Dad Jokes: The Software Developer Edition Software Developer Dad Joke: Why did the software developer get lost? Because he couldn’t find the mainframe. Software Developer Satire Dad Joke: Why was the software developer so good at debugging? Because he had a “fix-it” mentality. Titan/November Pun: What is a Titan on November 25th? Turkey Day’s largest […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Yogurtous Yo-ghurt So Funny Why did the yogurt go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling curdy! What do you call yogurt with no arms? Yogurt that cannot handle your dairy! Satire-ical Yogurt Why did the satirist’s yogurt get so upset? Because it was too cultured for […]
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Ho ho, Hold On to Your Sides for These Accountants-Themed Dad Jokes! Account-ably Hilarious What do you call an accountant who’s always late? “Auditing all over the place!” Sat-Ire to Make You Giggle Why did the accountant get kicked out of his satire group? Because his jokes were too… taxable! Sweat-y Puns for the Hot-Headed […]
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Dad Jokes for Stargate Universe Fans (And Beyond) Stargate Universe Dad Joke Why did the Stargate Universe crew get lost in space? Because they kept taking the wrong “gate”! Stargate Universe Satire Dad Joke What’s the difference between Stargate Universe and a sitcom? One is about a spaceship that travels through space, and the other […]
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Dad Jokes: Corny Classics, Punny Treasures, and a Confined-Space Conundrum Claustrophobia: The Fear of Tight Spaces Joke 1: Why did the claustrophobic man get arrested? Because he was caught taking up too much space! Joke 2 (Satire): What do you call a claustrophobic politician? A lobbyist. Puns Galore Ariel: What did Ariel wear to her […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Leave You A-maze-ing Agoraphobia: Dad Jokes Why did the person with agoraphobia go to the grocery store? Because they were isolated. Why did the agoraphobic join a support group? It was a closed group. Satire Dad Joke Why did the satirical newspaper write an article about agoraphobia? Because they wanted to […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful Dad Jokes 101 What do you call a joke so bad, it’s actually good? A Dad Joke! Satirical Dad Joke Why did the satirist cross the road? To get to the other side of the joke! Pun: Jupiter or October 26th What do Jupiter and October […]
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