Dadliest Jokes for the Canines of Comedy Let’s laugh at some jokes that are so bad, they’re simply dog-gone hilarious! Siberian Husky Jokes Why did the Siberian Husky run away from home? Because he was feeling Siberian-exhausted! What do you call a Siberian Husky wearing sunglasses? A “cool”-sky! Savage Husky Jokes What do you call […]
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Dessert-icious Dad Jokes: A Sweet and Savory Treat Desserts -…
Dessert-icious Dad Jokes: A Sweet and Savory Treat Desserts – Why did the ice cream go to the doctor? Because it had a runny nose! – What did the cake say to the candle? You look a little burnt! Desserts (Savage Edition) – What do you call a cake that’s not sweet enough? A savage […]
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Come Hither for a Hoot: Owl-icious and Savage Dad Jokes Owl Jokes What do you call an owl that’s always late? A hoo-ha behind! Why did the savage owl get lost? Because he didn’t know how to navigate hoot-ah! Titania/December 18th Pun What’s the best way to escape the Queen of the Fairies on December […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll… or Paint Your Eyes White Painting Puns What do you call a painter who’s always messing up? A canvas-trophe! Why did the painter get so angry? Because he ran out of patience! Who is the most savage painter in the world? Vincent van Gogh! (Get it? Vincent Van […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Landscaping, Puns, and Knock-Knocks for the Amusement of All Groundbreaking Dad Jokes Why did the landscaper get fired? Because he couldn’t cut it! What do you call a landscaper who’s always getting into trouble? A wild mow! Landscaping Gone Savage What do you call a savage landscaper? A grass-sassin’ machine! Puns that […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest of the Corn Alternative Lifestyle Dad Jokes What do you call a vegan who’s always bragging about how they don’t eat meat? A know-it-all-kale! What’s the difference between a vegetarian and a savage? Vegetarians eat their steak moo-less! Alveoli/December 3rd Puns What do you call the air sacs in your lungs? […]
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Embark on a Hilarious Dad Joke Extravaganza! Talk Show Shenanigans “Why did the talk show host get kicked out of the zoo? Because he kept interrupting the lions!” “What do you call a talk show host who’s really savage? A ‘Savageologist’!” Anus and November Pun “Why was November 29th worried about getting an anal exam? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Pun-ishment for Mankind Hobbies What do you call a hobby that’s impossible to quit? A stick. Why did the painter become a savage? He lost his canvas to a saber-toothed tiger. Nose Jokes What do you call a nose that always points north? Rudolph. November 24th Jokes Why is the 24th of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilarious Thai Me Up, Dad What do you call a Thai person who’s always angry? A Savage Thai! What’s the difference between a Thai dancer and a savage one? One’s graceful, and the other’s just mean. Lymph Nodes or November 19th: Pick Your Pun How do you make a […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Giggle Dad Joke about Thai Why did the Thai person get lost? Because they kept making wrong turns at the Tuk-Tuks! Dad Joke about Savage + Thai What do you call a Thai person who’s really good at fighting? A Savage Pad Prik Kaeng! Pun Joke about Io […]
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Why Did the Labrador Retriever Cross the Road? To get to the other s-paw! Savage Dad Joke: Why are Labrador Retrievers so savage? Because they’re always going for the jug-chewlar! Pun Joke: What do you call a blood vessel with a low self-esteem? A vein-ish! Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Labrador. Labrador who? Labrador, […]
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Dad Jokes: Mind-Blowing and Savage Tell Daddy a Mindfulness Joke What do you call someone who’s really good at being present? A mindful master. Mindfulness Meets Savage What do you get when you combine mindfulness with a savage attitude? A zen-derful killing machine. Pun-derful November What do you call a giant star that’s late for […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cup of Bad and Brew-tiful Humor Lace up your punny shoes, folks, because we’re diving into the world of dad jokes. These side-splitters may not be the best, but they’ll definitely pump some caffeine into your funny bone. Coffee Jokes Why did the coffee bean get arrested? Because it was caught grinding. […]
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Snakes, Jokes, and the Wild World of Dad Humor Hey there, kiddo! Ready for some knee-slapping dad jokes? Get ready to roll your eyes and grin! Fear of Snakes Got Jokes Coming? What do you call a snake that’s always nervous? A “constantly-anxious constrictor!” “My fear of snakes is so bad, I once jumped off […]
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Dad Jokes: The Adrenal Gland Edition Adrenal Gland Jokes Why did the adrenal gland get arrested? It was charged with mal-de-stress! What do you call a savage adrenal gland? An adre-DREN-aline rush! Mercury/October 20th Pun What do Mercury and October 20th have in common? They’re both fall-ing back! Adrenal Gland Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock! Who’s […]
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