Dad Jokes: Sculpting and Shenanigans You’re probably wondering why I had to marble all the way to the store to get some candy. It’s because I ran out of granite! Oh, you don’t get it? It’s a “rock” solid joke. Cheugy Dad Joke: I’m so old, I remember when sculpting was called “chiseling rock.” Kids […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (and Laugh) Prepare yourself…
Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (and Laugh) Prepare yourself for a cavalcade of corny dad jokes that’ll leave you rolling your eyes and cracking up simultaneously. Sculpting Jokes: Why was the sculptor so good at shaping clay? Because he kneaded it! What do you call a sculptor who’s always running away? A dip-out artist! […]
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Dad Jokes: Sculpting Edition and More Sculpture Jokes Why did the sculptor quit his job? Because he couldn’t handle the stone-cold environment. What do you call a sculpture made from coffee beans? A cool Bean. Why was the sculpture of the politician made of bronze? Because he had a shady past. Puns What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: A Sculpting Extravaganza! Sculpting Shenanigans Dad Joke: What do you call a sculptor who’s always getting arrested? Answer: A marble felon Dad Joke with a Musical Twist: What do you call a sculptor who plays the guitar? Answer: A stone-strumming sculptor Punny Paradise Pun: Why was the vagina embarrassed? Answer: Because it was […]
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