Laughter and Logic: Dad Jokes with a Twist Seed Jokes Why did the seed cross the road? To get to the other “pod.” What do you call a naughty seed? A “bean” there, done that. Pun Jokes Why are capillaries so important? Because they’re “small” but mighty! What happens on December 21st? The “short”est day […]
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Dad Jokes for the Seed-y and the Not-So-Seed-y Seed Jokes…
Dad Jokes for the Seed-y and the Not-So-Seed-y Seed Jokes Why did the seed run away? Because it was afraid of being planted! What do you call a seed that’s always in trouble? A bad seed! Naughty Seed Joke Why did the horticulturist get fired? Because he couldn’t keep his hands off the seeds! Palate […]
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Seed-ing Some Smiles: Dad Jokes and More Seed Jokes What do you call a seed that’s always in trouble? A bad seed! Why did the brat get into trouble with the seeds? She threw a temper tantrum! Plant-astic Puns Why was the November 1st celebration a huge flop? Because it was a berry-leaf week! What […]
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Dad Jokes to Make Your Guts Split Seeds! Seed Jokes for the Politically Incorrect “Why did the politically incorrect seed get banned from the garden? Because it used the N-word-germination.” Oil Glands or October 26th Puns “What do you call a seed that’s also a crime fighters’ hideout? A Bat-cave seed.” “You know it’s October […]
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