Dad Jokes for Days: A Collection of the Groan-Worthy and Hilarious Skin-tastic Jokes Why did the lady get rid of her snakeskin purse? Because it was shedding its scales all over the place! What do you call a person with no skin? Skin-less. Get it? Bussin’! Spine-Chilling Puns What do you call the part of […]
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Knock Knock: The Dad Joke Extravaganza for the Whole Family…
Knock Knock: The Dad Joke Extravaganza for the Whole Family Rottweiler Riddles Why did the Rottweiler get lost? *Because he didn’t have a collar! What do you call a Rottweiler that can take down a dragon? *A Slay Rott! Skin and December 14th Puns What do you call a drummer with no skin? *A bonehead! […]
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Knock, Knock Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan Relationship Dad Jokes That Break the Mold Why did the husband take a photo of his wife? To catch her in the act! What do you call a boyfriend who is always breaking up with you? A bummer! Pun Joke About Skin or November 27th What do […]
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Dad Jokes That Hit the Spot, Or Not A Dachshund Joke for the Dog Lovers What do you call a Miniature Schnauzer that loves to burrow? A dig-a-Schnauzer! A Hip-Hop Ha-Ha Why did the Miniature Schnauzer get into hip-hop? Because he wanted to bust a rhyme! Skin-tastic Humor What do you call a person who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Paramedic Edition and Beyond Grab a cup of joe and get ready for some hilarious dad jokes that are sure to cure your boredom and make you groan with glee! Paramedic Jokes Why can’t a paramedic perform CPR on a skeleton? Because there’s no body to rescue! What does a Gen X […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make Your Knees Weak Relationship Jokes that Defy the Norm: Why did the husband and wife celebrate their wedding anniversary on a golf course? They wanted to work on their relationship one stroke at a time. What do you call a couple that’s always slaying their relationship goals? A knight in […]
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Calling All Dad Joke Connoisseurs: Get Ready for a Cosmic Edition! Doctor Who Dad Jokes Why is the TARDIS the best spaceship? Because it’s on its own time! What do you call the Doctor when he’s really old? OK Boomer! Puns Galore What do you call a snake that’s always on the run? A skin-nymalinky! […]
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Dad Jokes for Stargate Universe Fans (And Beyond) Stargate Universe Dad Joke Why did the Stargate Universe crew get lost in space? Because they kept taking the wrong “gate”! Stargate Universe Satire Dad Joke What’s the difference between Stargate Universe and a sitcom? One is about a spaceship that travels through space, and the other […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan: A Humanitarian’s Delight Dad Joke About Humanitarian Aid Worker Why are aid workers so good at delivering supplies? Because they’re the ultimate “can-do” guys! Dad Joke About Dig It What do you call a humanitarian aid worker who’s always digging ditches? A digger-tarian! Pun Joke What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: A Legal Bonanza Calling all Supreme Court enthusiasts and pun lovers! Get ready to chuckle as we delve into the hilarious world of dad jokes tailored specifically for our esteemed justices. Supreme Court Justice Jokes What do you call a Supreme Court Justice who can’t stop making legal puns? A juris-pun-dence. Why did […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Stern Dad Joke about Boating Why did the boater get a divorce? Because his wife kept telling him to row, row, row his boat. Dad Joke about Boating in Ohio What do you call a boater from Ohio? A Buckeye in a life vest. Pun Joke about […]
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Dad Jokes: A Contagious Outbreak of Humor European Antics Why did the European cross the road? To get to the other EU. How did the European feel after losing their eyesight? Outta sight, outta mind. Skin and November 4th Puns What do you call a person with no skin? A skeleton. What day of the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Canine Lovers and Beyond Golden Retrievers: The Source of Infinite Puns Why did the Golden Retriever get lost? Because he didn’t have his lab guide! What do you call a Golden Retriever who’s always out of style? Cheugy-brador! Skin-Tastic Puns What do you call a person with no skin? […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Funny and Hilariously Bad Lymph Node Jokes Why did the lymph node get a raise? Because it was a hard worker! Yo mamma’s so lazy, her lymph nodes are on strike. Skin or October 26th Pun What do you call a dermatologist who likes to show off? A skin-bragging doctor! What’s the difference […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pond-erful Dad Joke: Pond Edition Why did the pond get a computer? To surf the web! Dad Joke: Pond and Basic Why did the BASIC programmer jump into the pond? To debug! Punny Joke What do you call a person who’s always getting into trouble but has […]
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