Celestial Puns and Cosmic Dad Jokes that Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Dad Jokes About Stargazing Why did the astronomer avoid sugar before stargazing? Because it clouds their (constellation) judgment! What do you call a star that’s always sleepy? A snoozing shooting star! Dad Jokes About Stargazing (Peachy Edition) Why did the peach get […]
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Celestial Dad Jokes for the Stars and Back Are you…
Celestial Dad Jokes for the Stars and Back Are you ready for some cosmic dad jokes that will make you chuckle and groan? Stargazing Shenanigans “Why did the stars go to the optometrist? Because they needed to get their night vision checked!” “What do you call a star that’s always getting cold? A chilly star!” […]
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Dad Jokes: A Stellar Collection Stargazing Shenanigans What do you call a star that sings? A “shooting star”! Why did the grunge star get lost in space? Because he couldn’t find the “Space Needle”! Pun-derful Delights What do you call a rock band made of statues? Galatea’s Army! Why won’t December 9th share its toys? […]
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Dad’s Stellar Jokes: A Cosmic Collection of Puns and Groaners Stargazing Shenanigans Why did the astronaut start stargazing? He wanted to see his satellite TV! What do you call a group of stars that are promoting diversity and inclusion? A stellar cast! Cosmic Puns Why was Kerberos a great guard dog? Because he’s the guardian […]
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