Dad Jokes: The Pun-tastic Canine Capers Dad Joke: Dog Training Edition “Why are dogs so good at math? Because they know how to ‘woof’!” Grunge-tastic Dog Training Dad Joke “What do you call a dog that loves grunge music? A ‘paw-l’ chain!” Stomach or December 23rd Pun “Why should you never trust a stomach? Because […]
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Knock Knock: Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan Knock,…
Knock Knock: Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan Knock, Knock Who’s there? Interrupting sheep. Interrupting sheep w- BAAAAA! Knock, Knock Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing! Stomach Pun What do you call a stomach with a mind of its own? A belly-ache-ist! Knock, Knock Who’s there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock who? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Symphony of Cringe and Comedy Chirping with Dad Jokes: The Birds & the Bees * What do you call a bird that can’t fly? A groundhog! * What does a bee say after meeting your girlfriend? Honey, I’m home! Bummer Dad Jokes * If you’re ever feeling down, just remember: You’re doing […]
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Laugh-Out-Loud with Dad Jokes: Not-So-Bad to Hilarious Mufti Mashup Not-so-good: What do you call a Mufti who’s always late for his rulings? A fat-tard! Related to Health and Fitness: Why did the Mufti join the gym? To abs-olve his sins! Stomach-churning Pun What do you call a month that’s a gas? December 15th. Knock, Knock… […]
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Dive into the Depths of Dad Jokes: Triton and Basic Edition Triton Jokes Why did Triton keep losing his way? Because he couldn’t find his sea legs! What do you call a Triton who can’t keep up? A sea turtle! Triton and Basic Joke Why was Triton such a good BASIC programmer? He always used […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Agender Agender-Related Jokes What do you call an agender person who’s always organizing things? A sort(a) manager! Why did the agender adult get a driver’s license? To become a gender-fluid operator! Pun Joke What do you call an agender person with a stomachache? A gastro…neutral! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Agoraphobic Edition Hold on tight, folks! We’re diving into the realm of dad jokes, where the puns are bad but the laughter is guaranteed. Agoraphobia Jokes: What do you call someone with a fear of open spaces? An agoraphobic! Why did the agoraphobic get kicked out of the group hug? Because they […]
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Dad Jokes: The Larissa Edition About Larissa Guess what Larissa’s favorite meal is? Sus-age! Why did Larissa become a librarian? Because she loved to sus-pend the books! Puns What do you call a sick stomach? A belly-ache Why was December 3rd in such a hurry? Because it wanted to be New Year’s Eve! Knock-Knock Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: The Bench Edition Supreme Court Justices: Holder of the Highest Jokes Heard about the Supreme Court Justice who lost his gavel? He had to adjourn because he couldn’t judge! Did you hear about the Cheugy Supreme Court Justice? He still tapes law school lectures to his Walkman. Stomach/November 30th Punny Why did the […]
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Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Actually Good Cerebrum Cereal “What do you call cereal made from your brain?” “Cerebrum Crunch!” “Why did the Cerebrum cereal cross the road?” “To get to the Yass!” Stomach and November 19th Pun “Why did the stomach get arrested on November 19th?” “For stealing a turkey!” Cerebrum Knock-Knock “Knock, knock.” […]
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Delving into the Realm of Dad Jokes Prepare for Puns-ishment: What did Ba’al Machshava say when he got lost in the desert? “I’m lost, but I’m Ba’al!” How is Ba’al Machshava like a lost dog? He’s always sniffing around for a Ba’al. Tummy-Aching Humor: Why did the stomach take a nap on November 18th? Because […]
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Biblical Blunders and Punning Punishments Biblical Blunders Why did Moses cross the Red Sea? To find the Israelites kosher. How does Jesus tie his sandals? With cross trainers. Bible and Education What subject did Noah fail? Archeology. Why was Mary sent to the principal’s office? For her Immaculate Deception. Stomach and November What do you […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Intestines, November, and More Gut-busting Jokes About Intestines What do you call intestines that lack depth? Shallow guts! Why did the intestines need a therapist? Because they were feeling all knotted up! Intestines and FOMO Why are intestines always worried about missing out? Because they have FOGO: Fear Of Getting Overlooked! Stomach […]
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Dad Jokes: Sugary Sweet and Deliriously Delicious Sugar Jokes Why did Sugar get arrested? Because he was caught trafficking in sweet treats! Why did Sugar take a nap? Because he was exhausted from all the sweetening he did! Sugar-Sip Jokes Why did Sugar and Sip become best friends? Because they were inseparable… like a tea […]
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Calling All Grandmasters of Dad Jokes! Get ready to groan and guffaw as we delve into the hilarious world of dad jokes. Romance Jokes Why did the rose blush? Because it saw the thorns in your eyes. Why did the girl quit her job at the dating agency? They said she was too “yassy-holic.” Stomach/October […]
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