Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Bad Dione-licious Jokes Why is Dione so amazing? Because she’s a Titan in the sky! What do you call Dione when she’s dancing? A Gyat-strator! Sweat and December Puns What do you call sweat glands that are always closed? Dehydrate glands! Why is December 20th the sweatiest day […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Go ‘Glass Half-Empty’ Glassblowing Jokes What do you call a glassblower who’s always on the go? A fast-paced glassmaker! On God, did you hear about the glassblower who stole the lightbulb? He got caught doing his own lighting! Sweat Jokes Why don’t you trust sweat glands? Because they’re always sweating […]
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Dad Jokes for the Ages Japanese Food Edition What do you call a Japanese dish that’s always indecisive? Shoyu-da or shoyu-not-da! Why did the Japanese fisherman get lost on social media? Because he followed the “For Your Page” (FYP) sushi. Sweat Glands or December 20th Pun Why are sweat glands like December 20th? Because they’re […]
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Brace Yourselves for the Ultimate Dad Joke Bonanza! Philanthropist Jokes Why did the philanthropist get arrested? Because he dipped out of the soup kitchen! What do you call a philanthropist who disappears when he’s needed? A “dip-out!” Sweat/November 17th Puns Why are sweat glands so proud? Because they’re always working! Why is November 17th the […]
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Get Your Punny Puns Ready: Dad Jokes Galore! County Sheriff Puns What do you call a sheriff who’s always chasing after criminals? The county’s “purr”suer! What do you get when you cross a sheriff and a possum? A “deputy-coon”! Animal Puns What do you call a sheriff who loves to arrest squirrels? A nut-buster! What […]
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Ho ho, Hold On to Your Sides for These Accountants-Themed Dad Jokes! Account-ably Hilarious What do you call an accountant who’s always late? “Auditing all over the place!” Sat-Ire to Make You Giggle Why did the accountant get kicked out of his satire group? Because his jokes were too… taxable! Sweat-y Puns for the Hot-Headed […]
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Dad Jokes: The Salmon Edition Salmon Jokes: What do you call a fish that’s always getting into trouble? A salmonella. Why don’t salmon wear pants? Because they’re always in their “trouts.” Radical Salmon Joke: What do you get when you cross a salmon with a rebel? A radical fish. Sweat Glands/November 12th Pun: Why are […]
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Why Dads’ Jokes Are Actually Genius Relationship Jokes That Turn the Tables: “Why did the husband say he couldn’t fix the marriage? Because he was at his wit’s lend.” “Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you want is a royal flush. But after a while, you just learn to play […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Giggle Oberon Jokes What do you call a fairy king with a bad sunburn? Ober-roasted. What’s a redneck Oberon’s favorite tree? The holler-oak! Sweaty Pun Why are sweat glands like November 10th? Because they’re 11-9! Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock. Who’s there? Oberon. Oberon who? Open up, it’s me! […]
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Prepare Yourself for a Shower of Dad Jokes Ablutophobia: The Fear of Bathing Why did the ablutophobe refuse to go under the shower? Because they were afraid to get a wash-out! What did the DEI officer say to the ablutophobe? “Diversity, Equity, and In-shower-tion!” Sweat Glands and November 9th Why do sweat glands get excited […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (Not Fondant!) Cake Jokes Why was the cake put in jail? Because it was caught stealing someone’s tarts! What do you call a millennial who only eats cake on their birthday? A fondant-nial! Sweat Gland or October 26th Pun Jokes Why did the sweat gland get […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Cry with Laughter (or Shame) Hypothalamus Humor What do you call a hypothalamus that’s always hot? A thermo-head! Why did the hypothalamus join Wicked? Because it wanted to be part of the ElphaBA crew! Pun-derful Puns Why was the sweat gland so embarrassed? Because it got caught sweating the […]
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