Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Laughs and Groans Animal Antics Why did the tiger need a nap? Because it was feeling “roar”d! What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A “couch potatoo”! My new pet turtle is super trendy. It’s a “millennial” turtle. Why? Because it only comes out of its shell to eat […]
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Pawtastic Dad Jokes About Cavalier King Charles Spaniels Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Joke 1: Why are Cavalier King Charles Spaniels such bad dancers? Because they only know the paw-paw-paw! Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Music Joke: What’s a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel’s favorite song? “The Royal Poodle March!” Sweat Pore Joke: Did you hear about the […]
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Dad Jokes: Adrenalized and On Fleek Adrenaline-pumping Dad Joke: What do you call an adrenal gland that’s always under pressure? A gland-stone! On Fleek Adrenal Joke: My adrenal glands are so on fleek, they’re practically trending #AdrenalineGang. Sweat Pore Pun: Why did the sweat pore go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Cure for Bad Puns Global Cuisine Why did the Italian chef throw away his pizza? Because it was “no-dough” good! What do you call a Japanese chef who’s always late? A sushi tard! What’s French for “sweaty armpits”? Odeur de trans-Paris! Global Cuisine and Lit Why did the literary critic order […]
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Unleash the Dad Joke Tsunami: A Collection of Canine Conundrums Dachshund Delights Why do dachshunds make terrible politicians? Because they’re always “sausage” for votes! What do you call a dachshund with no legs? A Slay-huahua! Sweaty Situations Why don’t sweat pores have any privacy? Because they’re always leaking their secrets! What do you call November […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful Dad Jokes about Parenting Why are dads so good at hiding? Because they’re always in “dad-vice.” What do you call a messy dad? A dad-sterpiece! Dad Jokes about Parenting (Ghosted) Why did the ghost adopt a child? Because he wanted to give his boo-ty a new […]
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Papillon’s Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Best Papillon Jokes Why did Papillon get a pet butterfly? Because he wanted to Pap the butterfly. What do you call a Papillon that’s always getting into trouble? A sus-pect. Punny Jokes What do you call a sweat pore that’s always sweating? A sweat-y pore. What do you […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes: Ready for a Side-Splitting Harvest? Salad Days Why did the lettuce get lost in the grocery store? Because it couldn’t find the dressing. Why did the grunge band salad sing so loudly? Because they were rockin’ the “house blend.” Sweat and October What do you call someone who sweats a lot? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Awful Agender Jokes What do you call an agender person who’s always getting into trouble? A rebel without a clause. Why did the agender person get lost? Because they had no gender, no direction. A kid facing their gender identity asked their father, “Dad, am I a boy […]
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