Celestial Puns and Cosmic Dad Jokes that Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Dad Jokes About Stargazing Why did the astronomer avoid sugar before stargazing? Because it clouds their (constellation) judgment! What do you call a star that’s always sleepy? A snoozing shooting star! Dad Jokes About Stargazing (Peachy Edition) Why did the peach get […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Grin Tethys:…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Grin Tethys: The Ancient Ocean Why did Tethys get lost? Because she couldn’t find her wave-length! Why did Tethys get arrested? Because she was caught in a Bogus situation! Puns and Puns What do you call a salivary gland that’s always in trouble? A spit-fire! What do […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Feather-Brained Ornithophobia: Fear of Birds Joke 1: Why are ornithophobes afraid of big birds? Because they’re too chicken to face them! Joke 2: What do you call a dude with ornithophobia? A dude who’s never seen an eagle! Aquatic Pun Joke: What do you call a Greek sea goddess dating […]
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Dad Jokes for the Amusement of the Masses Hedgehog Humor What do you call a hedgehog wearing Crocs? A punk rocker! Why are Gen Z hedgehogs so tech-savvy? Because they have quills for Wi-Fi! Puns and Riddles What did Tethys say when she got a cold? “I’m tide-d!” What do you call December 14th? The […]
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Dad Jokes: Gorilla Edition Gorilla Jokes Why did the gorilla cross the road? To get to the other jungle. What do you call a gorilla who loves to rap? A Kong-a-lee! Gorilla Jokes in the City Why did the gorilla get lost in the city? Because he kept taking the wrong “banana-ue”! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Larissa Edition Yo, fellow pun-derful folks! Get ready for a rib-tickling journey with these not-so-bad and totally hilarious dad jokes. Jokes about Larissa What do you call a Larissa who’s always getting into trouble? A Lariss-calator! Why did Larissa get lost in the forest? Because she didn’t have her Larissi-pass! Sports Laughs […]
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Welcome to the World of Dad Jokes Australian Shepherd Edition Dad Joke: Why did the Australian Shepherd cross the road? To herd the flock on the other side! Nature and Outdoors Dad Joke: How do you tell if an Australian Shepherd has been hiking? They’ll be frayed in the bush! Puns and Non-Sequiturs December 6th […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’ll Make You Laugh or Cry (Or Both!) Bladder Jokes Why did the bladder go to the doctor? Because it couldn’t hold it together! What do you call a bladder that’s too hard to ignore? A dummy-hard bladder! Ocean Puns What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Roll Over (With Laughter) Food for Thought: Street Food Jokes Why did the street vendor get a loan? To buy a new mobile kitchen! What do you call a street food vendor who’s always running out of stock? A disappearing act! Parenting Puns: Street Food Edition My toddler loves […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan Prepare yourself for a side-splitting journey into the realm of dad jokes, where the puns are cornier than a bag of popcorn and the knock-knocks will leave you rolling on the floor! Mufti Jokes Why did the mufti get lost? Because he couldn’t find his fatwas! What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pituitary Gland Edition Pituitary Jokes Why did the pituitary gland get lost? Because it couldn’t find its head. What do you call a pituitary gland that’s always stuck at the back of the line? A procrastin-uitary gland. Pituitary Gland and DEI How does the pituitary gland promote DEI? By ensuring that everyone […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Animation Antics and Gas-Inducing Puns Animated Antics “Why did the cartoon bear get in trouble with his mom? Because he was caught roughhousing!” Animated Gassing “What do you call a cartoon character who always makes you laugh? A gas-lighting rodent!” Punning Perfection “Why did Tethys say she couldn’t wait for November 16th? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ti-Teeth-ing of Comedy Tethys Jokes Why did Tethys, the ancient ocean goddess, run for office? Because she wanted to make waves! What did Tethys say to her nosy best friend, Brat? “Get out of my ocean!” Punny Jokes What do you call a mouth full of sore teeth? A toothache! What do […]
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Dad Jokes and Ocean Moons: A Cosmic Comedy Celestial Convergence Tethys Tidal Tomfoolery Why do Tethys and the Moon get along so well? Because they’re both in the same tide. Why did Tethys join a swimming competition? To be the high-tide jumper! Enceladus and November Puns What do you call an Enceladus on election day? […]
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Dad Jokes to Make Your Stomach Ache Mediterranean Madness Why is the Mediterranean Sea so bad at hide-and-seek? Because it’s always there in plain sight! DEI and the Mediterranean What do you call a DEI consultant on a Mediterranean cruise? A diversity skipper! Tethys or Not Tethys What did the ancient ocean say to November […]
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