Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good (or Not) Tethys, the Not-So-Politically-Correct Titaness Why did Tethys get kicked out of the Oceanus pool club? Because she was “too wavey!” What did Tethys shout at her ex-husband, Oceanus? “I sea you!” Pun-derful October Antics What does Dione, Zeus’s lover, have in common with a Halloween pumpkin? They’re […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh and Groan Parish Council Member Jokes What do you call a parish council member who’s always getting into trouble? * A parishioner in need! Why did the parish council member cross the street? * To get to the other side of Outta sight! Puny Puns What month has […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Tell me a Dad Joke about Macaque Why did the macaque get confused? Because he couldn’t tell the difference between a monkey wrench and a banana peel! Add another Dad Joke about Macaque related to Veg out What do you call a macaque that loves to watch TV? […]
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Dad Jokes: See, Tethys, and Tubular Edition Puns That Will Make You See the Light Dad: Why did the ocean say “See you later”? Son: Because it was going to wave! Dad: What do you call an ocean with no water? Son: A see-through! Tubular Jokes That Will Knock Your Socks Off Dad: Why did […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groovy History’s Dad Jokes Why did the ancient Egyptians build the pyramids? Because they wanted to cool off in the shade! What do you call a Roman soldier with a cold? A congested legionnaire! Groovy Dad Joke Why did the hippies lose their jobs? Because they kept getting busted! […]
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