Why Not Fear Death? Dad Joke about Thanatophobia Why are people with Thanatophobia (fear of death) always so tired? Because they’re always trying to rest in peace. Dad Joke about Thanatophobia and FOMO What do you call someone with Thanatophobia and FOMO (fear of missing out)? A dead party pooper. Pun Joke about Titania Why […]
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Fear Not, Dad Jokes Abound! Dark Humor: Thanatophobia Why did…
Fear Not, Dad Jokes Abound! Dark Humor: Thanatophobia Why did the person with thanatophobia avoid the funeral home? Because they didn’t want to die-rectly enter! What’s the best way to cheer up a person with thanatophobia around Christmas? Tell them, “Don’t worry, Santa Claws!” Puns and Knock-Knocks Why did Deimos have to leave on November […]
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Belly Laughs for the Fearful In the realm of dad jokes, thanatophobia – the fear of death – has proven to be a fertile ground for humor that’s both morbid and mirthful. Thanatophobia Dad Jokes: Why did the Thanatophobe join the rodeo? To stare down their fear with a bull’s-eye. What do millennial thanatophobes call […]
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Dad Jokes: The Fear Edition Thanatophobia Dad Jokes What do you call a person who’s afraid of death? Thanatophobic! Why are thanatophobes bad at parenting puns? Because they’re always thinking “I’m gonna die!” Triton or November 7th Pun What do you call a fish that’s always late? Triton (it missed the boat!) Thanatophobia Knock-Knock Joke […]
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