Dad Jokes: A Thyroid Adventure Thyroid Troubles Why don’t people trust thyroids? Because they’re two-faced! What do you call a thyroid that loves disco? A groovy gland! Glottis and December 12th What do you call a glottis that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox! Why did December 12th go to the doctor? Because it had a […]
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Ready to Roll with a Dose of Dad-tastic Thyroid Jokes? Thyroid Joke Why did the thyroid get a new job as a traffic controller? Because it was an underachiever! Thyroid and FOMO Joke What do you call a thyroid with severe anxiety? A FOMO-pausal thyroid! Follicle or 29th Joke What did the hair follicle say […]
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The Dad Joke Emporium: Thyroid Edition Thyroid Jokes What do you call a thyroid that’s always on the go? A hyper-active-roid! What’s the difference between a thyroid and a centipede? One has an under-active-roid, and the other has a hundred-active-pedes! Thyroid and Gyat Joke Why did the gyat visit the thyroid clinic? Because he had […]
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Thyroid Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes Why are thyroid patients so good at math? Because they can calculate their iodine intake to a T! What do you call a redneck with a thyroid condition? Gravel-neck! What’s the difference between Venus and November 15th? One is a planet, and the other is a […]
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