Dad Jokes: The Canine Edition Fur-real Dad Jokes About Miniature Pinschers Why did the Miniature Pinscher cross the road? * To get to the other “paw” side! OK Boomer Version: Why did the Miniature Pinscher say “OK Boomer”? * Because it was “too short” to understand! Punderful Puns Titania: Why did Titania get lost in […]
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Dessert-icious Dad Jokes: A Sweet and Savory Treat Desserts -…
Dessert-icious Dad Jokes: A Sweet and Savory Treat Desserts – Why did the ice cream go to the doctor? Because it had a runny nose! – What did the cake say to the candle? You look a little burnt! Desserts (Savage Edition) – What do you call a cake that’s not sweet enough? A savage […]
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Why Not Fear Death? Dad Joke about Thanatophobia Why are people with Thanatophobia (fear of death) always so tired? Because they’re always trying to rest in peace. Dad Joke about Thanatophobia and FOMO What do you call someone with Thanatophobia and FOMO (fear of missing out)? A dead party pooper. Pun Joke about Titania Why […]
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Come Hither for a Hoot: Owl-icious and Savage Dad Jokes Owl Jokes What do you call an owl that’s always late? A hoo-ha behind! Why did the savage owl get lost? Because he didn’t know how to navigate hoot-ah! Titania/December 18th Pun What’s the best way to escape the Queen of the Fairies on December […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Stomach-Aching Dad Jokes about Food What do you call a fish that makes poor choices? – A halibut (I’ll bet)! Why did the mushroom refuse to go to a party? – Because he was a fun guy! Dad Jokes about Food and Dudes Dude, where’s my French […]
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Out-of-This-World Dad Jokes: Exploring the Stellar Humor of Battlestar Galactica Battlestar Dadactica: Star-Crossed Puns “Why don’t Cylons play poker?” “Because they always cheat!” “What do you call a Battlestar Galactica pilot who loves to party?” “A Viper Squad Thrower!” Puns on the Surface of Titania “Why is it so easy to conquer Titania?” “Because it’s […]
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Gear Up for Some Groan-worthy Dad Jokes! Metalworking Dad Jokes: Why did the metalworker get lost? Because he took a wrong turn at the forge! What do you call a welder who’s always radical? A seam-punk! Titania/November 17th Pun: Why do fairy princesses wear tiaras on November 17th? Because it’s their Titania’s Day! Metalworking Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes that will Leave You Chinchillin’ and Shivering with Laughter Chinchillin’ Dad Jokes Why did the chinchilla cross the road? To get to the chill side! What do you call a chinchilla with a cold? A chill-chilla! Pun-derful Dad Jokes What do you call a fairy queen born on November 12th? Titania for today! […]
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Dad Jokes: So Bad, They’re Good Tea-riffic Jokes What do you call a tea party where everyone’s invisible? An outta-sight tea party! I love tea so much, I’m practically “oolong” for it! Pun-derful Puns What does Titania call November 9th? Her “fairy-versary”! Knock-Knock, It’s Tea! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tea. Tea who? Tea-riffic jokes coming […]
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Dad Jokes: Holy Guacamole! Religious Orders What do you call a nun who’s always on the go? A runaway bride of Christ! What do you call a cool bean monk? A Holy frijol! Titania or November 3rd Puns What do you call a princess made of metal? Titania (titanium) Why are birthdays in November so […]
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Dad Jokes: The Agoraphobia Edition Dad Joke about Agoraphobia What do you call a person with agoraphobia who lives in a small town? * An afraid-of-the-square (afraid of the square footage) Another Agoraphobia Dad Joke (Salty Edition) Why did the agoraphobic become a sailor? * To find his sea legs and overcome his salty fears […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Relationship Openness: Not-So-Good Dad Jokes Why was the open relationship so frustrating? Because it had too many loose ends! What do you call a relationship that’s open to everyone? A revolving door! Relationship Openness and Stupid Jokes Dad Joke: Why did the open relationship end? Because […]
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Dark and Peculiar Dad Jokes Film Noir Whimsy Why did the detective in the film noir wear a trench coat? Because it was “rain film.” What do you call a radical film noir character? A “film noir-ist.” Pun-derful Puns Why was Titania so pissed off? Because October 28th was her un-fairy day. Knocking on Noir’s […]
read moreTitania, a Queen for Dad Jokes As a queen of…
Titania, a Queen for Dad Jokes As a queen of the fairies, Titania has a knack for making you laugh with her witty one-liners. Here are a few of her favorites: “Why did Titania get a new throne? Because her old one was too low-key.” (Lowkey-related) “What do you call Titania when she’s blending in? […]
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Why Do Dads Love Telling Jokes? Dads are known for their corny jokes, but hey, someone’s gotta bring the laughter! Here’s a collection of dad jokes that will make you groan or giggle, guaranteed. Dad Jokes About Pop Culture Why did the superhero run away from the fight? Because he didn’t want any “caped” crusades! […]
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