Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good Relationships That Defy the Norm Why did the couple break up? Because they couldn’t stand the “current” in their relationship anymore! Tech and Geek Humor What do you call a relationship that’s all about technology? A “virtual romance!” Tongue and December 26th What do you call a tongue that […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Gourmet Edition Classic Dad Jokes: Fondue and…
Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Gourmet Edition Classic Dad Jokes: Fondue and Fromage What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! Why did the cheese get arrested? Because it was caught curd-handed! Musical Dad Jokes: Stringing Along the Classics Why did the guitarist get lost? Because he didn’t know his fretboard from his neck! What […]
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Laugh It Up with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Whitewater Rafting Jokes Why did the whitewater rafter get lost? Because he didn’t have a paddle-o-meter! What do you call a whitewater rafting team that loses its boat? A Titanic effort. Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a tongue that can’t stop talking? A jabberjaw! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Plumber Pun-derground Plumber Puns What do you call a plumber who’s always getting into trouble? A pipe-dreamer! I called a plumber to fix my sink. He came in, took one look, and said, “Lowkey, this is gonna be a nightmare.” Tongue-in-Cheek Puns What do you call a tongue that’s always getting into […]
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Severance-ly Dad Jokes About Severance What do you call a severance package that’s not enough to live on? A “severance drought.” Why did the severed employee get lost? Because he couldn’t find his way out of the break room. Bae-Related Why did the Bae-powered severed employee disappear? Because they were “out of severance.” Tongue-in-Cheek Why […]
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Don’t Worry, Be Hoppy with These Dad Jokes Introducing: A State of Laughter State Representative Jokes: What do you call a State Representative who’s always losing their keys? A “lock-smitten” politician. Why did the State Representative cross the road? To get to the other aisle! Brat and State Representative Jokes: What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Making People Groan Quran Jokes Why couldn’t the Quran get a job? Because it wasn’t a simp! What did the Quran say to the simp? “Don’t give away your heart too easily!” Tongue-Twister Joke How do you make a tongue-tied December 15th speech? You stick your tongue out and […]
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Dad Jokes for the Green-Thumbed and Gen Alpha Gardening Dad Jokes Why did the gardener plant a fake rose bush? To fool all the neigh-bulbs! What do you call a kid who loves to pull weeds? A little sprout-master! Gen Alpha Gardening Jokes Why don’t Gen Alpha kids like gardening? > Because they’re too busy […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: A Hilarious Guide to State Senators and More State Senator Jokes Why did the state senator get lost in the forest? Because he didn’t read the leaf-let! Why did the state senator become a vegetarian? Because he didn’t want to be a meathead! Animal-Puns-Related State Senator Jokes Why did the state senator […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the “Busted” Baked Goods Bonanza What do you call bread that’s baked in a spaceship? Crustronaut! I’ve got a muffin you can’t resist. It’s so delicious, it’s bussin’! Bussin’ Bound What do you call a rapper who’s a baker? Bussin’ Brown! Why was the muffin so sad? Because […]
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Dad Joke Digest: Unraveling the Mystery of Decluttering Decluttering: Unmasking the Dad Joke Enigma What do you call a pile of clothes you can’t throw away? A “heap of indecisiveness”! Why did the house say to the bag of clutter? “You’re getting a little too ‘Homey’ for me!” Tongue vs. November 24th: The Pun-Off What […]
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Dad Jokes: A Praying Mantis-fest of Puns, Knock-Knocks, and More Praying Mantis Dad Joke Why did the praying mantis look so shocked? Because he saw the future! Praying Mantis-Bet Dad Joke What do you call a praying mantis that won a bet? A winner mantis! Tongue/November 23rd Pun Why did the tongue drink all the […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleashing the Puns and Silliness Beverage-Based Bonanza Why did the coffee go to the police station? Because it was mugged! What do you call a square drink? A cube! Tongue-Tied Tidbits What do you call a tongue that can’t taste anything? A tasteless tongue! Why did November 18th cancel its plans? Because it […]
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Dad Jokes: Culinary Disasters and Workplace Wit Chef Jokes What do you call a chef who’s always late? A “Master Chef”ter procrastinator! Why did the chef get fired from the restaurant? Because he kept serving “beef” rolls! Workplace Wit What do you call a chef who leaves work early? A “sous chef.” Why did the […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Paws-itively Laugh Border Terrier Jokes Why are Border Terriers such good bridge builders? Because they’re always willing to “span” the gap! What do you call a Border Terrier that glows in the dark? A glow-up! Tongue/November 11th Pun Why did the tongue get arrested on November 11th? For being […]
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