Dad Jokes for the Lazy, Unmotivated, and Uninspired Paddling with Puns and Dad Jokes Rafting Jokes: When the Current Flows Funny Rafting Joke: What do you call a raft full of potatoes? A tater tot! Tubular Joke: What do you call a raft made of old tires? A tubular tire-afting experience! Trachea and December 27th […]
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Laugh with the Master of Puns: Dad Jokes Galore! Spider…
Laugh with the Master of Puns: Dad Jokes Galore! Spider Jokes Why did the spider get lost? Because it took a web turn. What do you say to a spider who’s stressing out? Take a chill pill…and relax! Puns What do you get when you cut the trachea? A whisper. Why is December 27th a […]
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Are You Afraid of Dead Jokes? Fear Not, These Dad Jokes Aim to Kill! Section 1: Deathly Puns What do you call a skeleton that’s so scared, it can’t form a body? A de-bone-itated! Section 2: Sports Laughs Why did the baseball player fear the cemetery? Because they were afraid of being caught dead! Section […]
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Get Ready to Laugh with These Side-Splitting Dad Jokes Vinegar Jokes Why was the vinegar so mean? Because it was a bully. What do you call vinegar that’s been in the sun for too long? Turnt! Puns What do you call a clogged windpipe? A trachea-fic jam. What day comes after Christmas? Decem-bruh-ary 23rd! Knock-Knock […]
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Knee-Slapping Dad Jokes for the Active and the Humorous If you’re looking for a quick chuckle to kick-start your day, look no further! Here’s a collection of dad jokes that will make you groan, giggle, and maybe even shake your head in disbelief. Running Dad Jokes Why did the runner get lost? Because he didn’t […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Slow Food, the Man, and More! What is Slow Food? Slow food is all about taking your time and enjoying the simple pleasures of life. And what could be more enjoyable than a good dad joke? The Slow Food Dad Joke Why was the snail so slow? Because it was carrying its […]
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The Trachea Treatment: Dad Jokes and Bad Puns Trachea Jokes Why did the trachea get lost? Because it didn’t know which way to go! What do you call a trachea that’s always complaining? A whiny airway! Wordplay Wonders Why was the trachea feeling down? Because it had a cough, cough. What do you call a […]
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Calling All Dad Jokers! Gather ’round, pun masters and joke-slinging dads! We’ve got a lake-load of funny quips that’ll make you groan and giggle. Lake Jokes Why did the fisherman get lost at Lake Erie? Because he took the wrong pier! What do you call a lake that’s always in basic training? A BASIC lake! […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan (or Laugh) Chocolate Chip-on-your-shoulder Jokes: Why couldn’t the chocolate chip join the secret club? Because he had FOMO! What do you call a chocolate chip that’s always late? A procrastin-chip! Punny Punchlines: What’s the best way to keep your trachea safe? Don’t talk while chewing! What’s the worst day […]
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Dad Jokes: A Guide to State Representative-Themed Pun-derfulness State Representative Jokes Why did the State Representative get lost? Because he didn’t know the “way” to go! What do you call a State Representative who’s always in the shade? A “shade-sponsor!” Trachea or December 4th Pun Joke What do you call a tube that helps you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes about Sports Sports Fan: “What do you call a soccer player who can’t stop scoring?” Dad: “A ‘goal’ digger!” Sports Fan: “Why did the baseball player put his glove in the freezer?” Dad: “To catch a ‘cool’ ball!” Dad Jokes Specifically about Slay Slay Fan: “What’s […]
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Dad Jokes: A Potter’s Delight Ceramics Jokes What do you call a party where the plates are made of clay? A pottery party! Why did the ceramicist get lost? Because they couldn’t follow their own directions. What do you call a ceramic plate with small feet? A coaster. Why was the ceramic statue sad? Because […]
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Sweet and Sticky Dad Jokes Maple Syrup Shenanigans Why are maple syrup collectors always armed? Because they’re tapped into the syrup business! Ohio and Maple Madness What do you call a maple syrup tree in Ohio? A Buckeye-slick! Punning Perfection What do you call the tube that helps you breathe? A trachea-tory! Not-So-Sweet Maple Syrup […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Giggle) Titan Jokes: Why did Titan get a personalized license plate? Because it’s a “Moon-ster” truck! What do you call a Titan that’s lost in Ohio? Gone with the Wint-er. Trachea/November 21st Pun: What do you call a trachea that’s facing November 21st? A Thanksgiving pipe! Knock-Knock […]
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Get Ready for a Serving of Herb-Themed Dad Jokes That’ll Spice Up Your Day Herb Jokes: Why did the cilantro get arrested? Because it was caught parsley-ing the scene of a crime! What do you call a herb that’s always in trouble? A basil rogue! Naughty Herb Joke: Why couldn’t the rosemary do its homework? […]
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