Dad Jokes: Only For the Elite Train-ing for Life Dad: Why did the train stop at the dairy farm? Kid: To pick up the “moo-vers”! Dad: What do you call an adult who still plays with trains? Kid: A grown-up! Esophagus or December 18th? What goes through the middle of Tuesday? Answer: The letter “e”! […]
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Prepare Your Abs for a Track-tastic Ride of Bad Dad…
Prepare Your Abs for a Track-tastic Ride of Bad Dad Jokes Dad Jokes on the Rails “Why did the train engineer get fired? Because he couldn’t handle the locomotives!” “What do you call a hip Gen-Zer who rides the rails? A Z-train!” Pun-tastic Saturnalia and October 26th “What planet is afraid of Halloween? Saturn, because […]
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