Dad Joke Extravaganza: Buckle Up for the Esophagus Express! Esophagus Jokes That Will Leave You Gasping for Breath What do you call an esophagus with a runny nose? A hiccup! What do you call an esophagus that drives a car? An esophageal drive-through! Esophagus-Themed Car and Road Jokes Why did the esophagus get a speeding […]
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Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: Monkeying Around Howler Monkey Jokes Why did the howler monkey get a microphone? Because he wanted to make some noise! What do you call a howler monkey that’s always late? A slow-ler monkey! Animal Puns What do you call a fish that’s always in trouble? A bass-ket case! Umbilicus and December 16th […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cringe and Laugh Necrophobia Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Death. Death who? The grim reaper with a terrible sense of humor! Urban Joke about Necrophobia What do you call a funeral home in a bad neighborhood? A rough casket joint! Umbilicus Pun Why is a baby’s belly button […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Good to Hilarious Relationship Dad Jokes: What do you call a relationship with a lot of ups and downs? A rollercoaster of emotions! Why didn’t the boyfriend want to go out with his girlfriend? Because she was no cap relatable! Pun Joke: Why did the belly button get arrested? Because it was holding […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corny and the Clever Home Improvement Humour Why did the housepainter only use one coat of paint? Because he couldn’t afford the second coat! What do you call a singer who fixes houses? A Handy Mandy! Puns and Knock-Knocks Why don’t people like bellybuttons? Because they’re navel-gazing! What do you call December […]
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Dad Jokes: When the Punchline Is Corny, but the Laughter Is Real Dad Jokes About Gun Control: Why do gun owners love Velcro? Because it’s just right for holding things together! What do you call a gun control advocate with a concealed weapon? Politically incorrect. Umbilicus/November 30th Pun: Why did the belly button cross the […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (But Secretly Enjoy) Android Jokes Why did the Android cross the road? To get to the Google Store! What do you call an Android in a car? A GPS-sistant. Car and Road Jokes What do you call a car with no doors? A convertible, even in the rain. Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Out Loud Twilight Zone Jokes Dad Joke about The Twilight Zone: What do you call a Twilight Zone episode that’s always out of whack? Chronically Zoned! Dad Joke about The Twilight Zone (related to Whatever): What do you call a Whatever in The Twilight Zone? A […]
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Dad Jokes for the Adventurous and Not-So-Funny Mountaineering Dad Jokes: Why did the mountaineer climb the mountain? Because it was there! What do you call a mountaineer who can’t find their way down? Lost! My dad told me mountaineering is all uphill. I thought he was trying to give me a leg up in life. […]
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Dadly Dad Jokes: A Comprehensive Collection Dione: A Stellar Spectacle of Puns Why did Dione get lost in space? Because it didn’t have an orbit. What do you call Dione when it’s covered in fur? A moon-a-bear! Puns-a-palooza Why did the Umbilicus get a job as a construction worker? Because it was navel-qualified. What do […]
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Dad Jokes: For the Fearless and Funny Ophidiophobia: Fear of Snakes Why was the snake afraid of the rope? Because it thought it was a noodle! What do you call a snake in a top hat? A charmer! Whatever What do you call a snake that loves to eat? A constrictor! Umbilicus or October 20th […]
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Waqf Administrators: The Funniest Accountants You Never Knew If you think waqf administrators are boring, you’re in for a treat! People who manage charitable donations are masters of puns and dad jokes. For example, why did the waqf administrator get a Bummer? Because he couldn’t manage his endowment! And what do you call a person […]
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