Dad Jokes: Groaningly Punful or Hilarious Hits? Famous Follies Why did Leonardo da Vinci always wake up tired? Because he was up all night inventing things! What do you call a celebrity who’s always in a bad mood? Kanye Grumpyest! GOAT Gaffe Why did the GOAT wear sunglasses? So it wouldn’t be recognized by the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Punny Prior/Prioress Puns What do you call a Prior who loves to write satire? A Penitent-iary humorist. Why did the Prior and Prioress get a divorce? Because they couldn’t resolve their differences in the choir. Ureters/December 24th Pun What do you call Ureters that celebrate Christmas Eve? […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (and Laugh) Ligament-ary Fun Why did the ligament go to the doctor? It was feeling a little strained. What do Gen Xers call ligaments? “Old and stretchy.” Urethra/December 19th Pun-ishment What do you call a clogged urethra? A urine the clear way! Why did the calendar jump on December […]
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Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers: The Pawesome Puns and Woof-tastic Quips Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Shenanigans Why don’t Cavalier King Charles Spaniels make good spies? Because they always bark up the wrong tree! What do you call a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel that likes to say “Yass”? A sophisticated queen! Ureter and December 17th Puns […]
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Knock-Knock, Who’s There? Dad Jokes Galore! Tell me a Dad Joke about Sugar glider: Why are sugar gliders so good at math? Because they can divide their body weight by their height! Add another Dad Joke about Sugar glider related to Dummy hard: What do you call a sugar glider who can’t balance on a […]
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Ceramic Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Punny Perfection Ceramic Jokes What did the ceramic bowl say to the ladle? “Soup’s on!” Why did the ceramic tile get angry? Because it was constantly getting stepped on! Brat-Related Ceramic Jokes What do you call a bratty ceramic dish? A “little brat with a pot temper.” Ureter/November […]
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Jolly Old Dad Jokes: Holidays, Flex, and More! Holidays “What do you call Santa’s helpers who are always getting into trouble? Elf-bettors!” “What do you get when you cross Santa and a detective? Claus and effect!” Holidays and Flex “Why did Santa do squats every day? To build up his ‘flex’ appeal!” Ureter or November […]
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Mustard Mishaps: Dad Jokes to Make You Grin Have you ever wondered what a hot dog’s favorite condiment is? Mustard, of course! ‘Cause it’s the “wurst.” Okay, that was a bad one, but here’s another: Mustard Joke: Why don’t you ever see mustard in jail? Because it’s all behind bars! Mustard-Related Goal Joke: What do […]
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Dare to Laugh: Unleash the Silliness of Dad Jokes! If you’re ready for a chuckle-fest, hold on tight as we dive into a world of groan-worthy and side-splitting dad jokes. Brace yourself for some serious cringe and prepare to laugh out loud. Ulama: The Collective Body of Religious Scholars Joke 1: What do you call […]
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