Welcome to the Pun-derworld of Dad Jokes Strip Club Shenanigans “Why did the stripper get lost? Because she didn’t know how to read her stage map!” “What do you call a radical stripper? A free thinker!” Urethra and December Revelry “Why did the urethra get infected? Because it couldn’t hold its water!” “What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Dad…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Dad Jokes About Family Members What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why did the grandpa fall over? He tripped over his grandson’s leg jokes! Dad Jokes About Snack Time What do you get when you cross a potato with a strawberry? Strawberry […]
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Dad Jokes: The Custodial King’s Clean Comedy Custodial Quips “What do you call a custodian with a broom in one hand and a mop in the other?” “A sweepervisor.” “Why did the custodian get a promotion?” “Because he was super-visionary.” Health and Fitness Humor “What do you call a custodian who’s always in shape?” “A […]
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Challenge the Dad Joke Status Quo: A Smorgasbord of Sarcasm and Silliness Relationship Jokes that Defy Expectations Why did the husband put his wife’s photo in his wallet? Because he wanted to keep her close and far away at the same time! What do you call a couple who shares everything, including their snacks? A-peel-ing! […]
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Calling All Comedians: Dad Jokes Galore! Phob-ulous Dad Jokes Why did Phobos get lost? Because it didn’t have its Maps app on! What do you call a Phobos that only dances to Skibidi? A Marspian hip-hopper! Urethra/November 26th Pun-ishment Why did the Urethra get fired? Because it leaked confidential information! What do you call the […]
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Daddy’s Little Quips: Dad Jokes on Baby-Making Knock-Knock Who’s there? Maisy. Maisy who? Maisy well, if you keep making babies! Urethra Shenanigans Why did the baby have to pee? Because it was urethra thing to do! November 22nd Follies What do you get when you cross a dad and Thanksgiving leftovers? A baby with a […]
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Snow-tastic Dad Jokes That Will Melt Your Heart (or Make You Cringe) Snowboarding Dad Jokes What do you call a snowboarder who’s always falling? A slide-ways loser! Why did the snowboarder go to the beach? To practice their “air guitar!” Cheugy Snowboarding Dad Joke What do you call a snowboarder who’s still using an old-school […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good “What do you call a fish with no eyes?” “Fsh!” Dude, Where’s My Good Dad Jokes? “Why did the dude get lost on the road?” “Because he couldn’t find the ‘Dude, where’s my car?’ app.” Puns That Make You Groan […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide (for the Not-So-Serious) Dad Jokes about Drama What do you call a theater group with bad acting? A tragedy. Why did the actor get kicked out of the drama club? Because he was always on fleek. Pun Jokes What do you call a doctor who’s always thirsty? A urologist. What […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (or Chuckle) Phobos-tastic Puns: What do you call Phobos when it’s feeling angry? An “irate potato.” Historical Humor: “Phobos has a habit of making his enemies ‘Mars-upial.’” Urethra-ly Puns: What do you call a urinary tract infection that occurs on November 6th? A “pissing contest.” Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Laugh Gerascophobia (Fear of Aging) What do you call an old person who’s afraid of falling? A geriatric parachuter! What do you call an old person who’s always on social media? A FYP-ennial! (FYP = For You Page) Urethra/October 31st Pun What do you call a happy urethra […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan and Giggle Akita Jokes What do you call an Akita that’s always getting into trouble? A pup-pet! Why did the Akita join the cast of “Wicked”? Because they wanted to be the dog of Oz! Punny Jokes What do you call a urinary tract infection on October 30th? A […]
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Dive into the Hilarious Dad Joke Abyss: Smells Like Teen Spirit Edition Smells Like Teen Spirit Dad Joke: “What do you call a smelly teen? Smells Like Teen Spirit!” Smells Like Teen Spirit Dad Joke: Simp Edition: “Why did the simp chase after the girl wearing Nirvana perfume? Because she ‘Smelled Like Teen Spirit’!” Pun […]
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