Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Seafood Extravaganza Seafood jokes are like ocean puns: they’re both reel-y bad. Yass Seafood Dad Joke: What do you call a fish that’s always on time? A Yass fish! Uvula Pun: What hangs in your throat and can’t sing? Your uvula! December 22nd Pun: Why did the calendar get arrested? For […]
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Dad Jokes: Barkingly Bad to Paw-sitively Hilarious Miniature Schnauzer Jokes…
Dad Jokes: Barkingly Bad to Paw-sitively Hilarious Miniature Schnauzer Jokes Why are Miniature Schnauzers such good masseurs? Because they have kneading claws! What do you call a Miniature Schnauzer that’s always practicing yoga? A “paw-sitive” pup! Why did the Miniature Schnauzer cross the gym? To get to the other puppercize! Gyat-Related Jokes What do you […]
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Dad Joke Zone: Police Officers, Glow-Ups, and Punny Delights Police Officer Jokes Why did the police officer put his handcuffs on the steering wheel? Because he wanted to “police” the road! What do you call a police officer who glows in the dark? A glow-up cop! Uvula Puns Why was the uvula arrested? Because it […]
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Get Ready to Grin: A Feast of Dad Jokes Sure to Amuse and Bemuse Food-tastic Dad Jokes What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Why are eggs so nosy? Because they’re always in other people’s business. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. (Bonus points for the food […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Work-Related Do you want to hear some dad jokes? Don’t worry, they’re not all bad. Here are a few to make you groan: Dad Jokes about Work – What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! – Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Sigh) Babes and Babes Jokes What do you call a baby with no arms or legs hanging from a tree? A decoration! What should you say to a baby that’s taking its first chill pill? Take a chill pill! Pun-derful Jokes What hangs at the back of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Fatherly Weapon Making Babies Why is making babies so expensive? Because it takes a bun in the oven and a crib in the house. What do you call a baby made with FIFO (First In, First Out)? A baby Boomer. FYP (For Your Perusal) What do you call a dad joke […]
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Dad Jokes for the Coast Guard (and Beyond!) Coast Guard Jokes What do you call a Coast Guard officer who’s lost their boat? A shore loser! Why did the Coast Guard ship turn around? Because it reached its stern! Cheugy Coast Guard Joke Why is the Coast Guard considered cheugy? Because they’re always on the […]
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Dad Jokes: Dining Delights and Boomer Banter Casual Dining Classics Why did the chicken cross the restaurant? – To get to the other side of the egg-cellent casual dining! Why did the boomer walk out of the casual dining restaurant? – Because he couldn’t handle the “early bird special.” Pun-believable Delicacies What’s the difference between […]
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Dad Jokes: Peak Performance and Uvula-ting Pun-ishment Mountain High Dad Jokes: Why did the mountain get a speeding ticket? Because it was over the hill! What do you call a mountain that’s always chatting? A talk-ative peak. No Cap-tured Dad Joke: Did you know No Cap is the mountain’s rapper name? He’s always dropping the […]
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Shiba Inu-Themed Dad Jokes: A Howl of Laughter For the Canine Connoisseur: Why did the Shiba Inu cross the road? To get to the other shibe. What do you call a Shiba Inu that’s always doing exercise? A fit Shiba! Puns Galore: What do you call a sagging uvula? A hangin’ chad. Do you know […]
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Belly Laughs: Dad Jokes That’ll Tickle Your Ovaries Ovary Jokes What do you call a pregnant ovary? An over-achiever! Why did the ovary get lost? Because it couldn’t find its uterus! Wordplay Wonders What do you call an ovary with a secret? A cystery. Why did the ovary go to court? For an ovary-turn! Pun […]
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