Dad Jokes: The Art of Groaning (and the Occasional Laughter) Tell Me a Dad Joke about Vegetables Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it didn’t have any heads! Add another Dad Joke about Vegetables related to Simping What do you call a vegetable that’s always trying to impress girls? A carrot-simp! Add a pun […]
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Dad Jokes: The Vegetable Edition Digging Up the Puns Why…
Dad Jokes: The Vegetable Edition Digging Up the Puns Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it didn’t have any GPS! What did the OK Boomer say to the carrot? “Get your root on!” Kidney or December 9th Pun What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A bean with an attitude! […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh (or Groan) Vegetable-Themed Dad Jokes Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! What do you call a carrot that’s been in the sun too long? A sun-fried carrot! Homey and Vegetable Dad Jokes What do you call a lazy homey in a vegetable […]
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