Prepare to Groan and Laugh: Hilarious Dad Jokes for Every Occassion
Horror-ble Puns
- What do you call a ghost with no legs? A sheet.
- Take a chill pill… before the ice cream truck arrives.
Brain-y Puns
- What do you call a zombie who asks riddles? A brain teaser.
- Why did the calendar get arrested? For making December 12th!
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Horror.
Horror who?
Horror-able pun, did you laugh?
Take a Chill Pill II
Take a chill pill… before your coffee gets cold.
Political Punchline
A politician was asked, “What would you do if you were president?”
He replied, “I’d get my monsters under control.”
Random Riddle
What goes up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?
Answer: An umbrella
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re always groan-worthy!
Summary
This article is a collection of groan-worthy dad jokes that will make you laugh and cringe at the same time. From puns involving brains and the month of December to absurd horror-related quips and political blunders, these jokes cover a wide range of topics. However bad they may be, they’re guaranteed to provide a moment of laughter and make you appreciate the unique brand of humor that only dads can possess.