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Dad Jokes about Horticulture
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What do you call a flower that’s always arguing? A buttercup!
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What do you call a gardening tool that’s always getting lost? A hoe-kay!
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What do you get when you cross a rose with a fern? A freshener!
Dad Jokes about Horticulture and The Man
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What do you call a tree that’s always in trouble with the law? A barker!
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What do you call a gardener who’s always late? A slacker!
Punny Dad Jokes
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What do you call a tear duct that’s always crying? A weeper!
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What do you call a turkey that’s born on November 23rd? A Thanksgiving Day baby!
Horticulture Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock
- Who’s there?
- Ferny
- Ferny who?
- Ferny-menting over your plants?
Political Horticulture Dad Joke
- Why did the politician plant a rose? Because he heard it was a good way to grow the economy!
Cute Horticulture Anecdote
Once upon a thyme, a gardener was asked why he planted so many flowers. He replied, “Because I want to grow my own bouquet!”
Random Joke
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!
Dad Joke about These Dad Jokes
- Why are these dad jokes about horticulture so bad? Because they’re soil-less!