Dad Joke Bonanza: Spleen and Beyond
Spleen Jokes
- What do you call a spleen that’s too big? An extra-splenary!
- What do you call a spleen that’s in a bad mood? A spleenful!
Urban Spleen Jokes
- Why did the spleen walk into a bar? To get a liver transplant!
- What do you call a spleen that’s been in a fight? A black and spleen!
Galatea/November 17th Pun
Q: What did Galatea say to November 17th?
A: “You’re so marble-ous!”
Knock-Knock Spleen Joke
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Spleen
Spleen who?
You’re spleen-did!
Urban Spleen Dad Joke
- What do you call a spleen that lives in the ghetto? A hood spleen!
Spleen in Politics
During a political debate, one candidate was accused of having a “very large spleen.” The candidate replied, “That’s not a spleen, it’s a political bank account!”
Random Joke
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Dad Joke Conclusion
These dad jokes are so spleen-tastic that they’ll make you laugh your spleen off! From spleen-ful quips to hood spleen humor, this collection of groan-worthy gems will have you wheezing with laughter. So, brace yourself for an epic spleen-splitting experience that will leave you begging for liver transplant!