Dad Jokes: Get Ready to Groan
Mu’adhin: The Prayer Caller
- Why did the Mu’adhin quit his job? Because he was calling the shots.
- What do you call a radical Mu’adhin? The one who blows the whistle.
Lymphatic Pun and October 19th
- What do you call a swollen lymph node on October 19th? A swollen lymph node.
Knock-Knock on the Door
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mu’adhin.
- Mu’adhin who?
- Mu’adhin the call to prayer.
Radical Dad Joke
- Why are radicals so bad at math? Because they always have a negative sign.
Political Mu’adhin
- A politician hired a Mu’adhin to call people to a rally. When the Mu’adhin arrived, the politician asked him to do something different.
“Instead of saying, ‘Come to prayer,’ say, ‘Come to my rally.'”
The Mu’adhin agreed and climbed the minaret. He then cried out,
“Come to my rally! I mean… Come to prayer.”
Random Joke/Riddle
- What has a neck but no head, a back but no spine, and four legs but no feet? A chair.