Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan with Delight
Relationship beyond the norm jokes
- What do you call a relationship that’s always in space? A far-fetched relationship!
- What do you call a relationship that’s so out there? A beyond-orbit relationship!
Punny Phobos and October 19th jokes
- What do you call a Martian moon that’s always scared? A Phob-us!
- What do you call a holiday that’s exactly 18 days after Halloween? October 19-teen!
Knock-Knock joke beyond the norm
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Uranus.
- Uranus who?
- Uranus beyond the norm of relationships!
Far out relationship joke
- What do you call a couple who always argues about the stars? A celestial disagreement!
Funny political anecdote
A politician is giving a speech about the importance of listening to your constituents.
“I always make sure to listen to the people who elected me,” he says. “I even have a hotline set up so they can call me directly.”
A woman in the audience raises her hand. “Does that mean we still have to vote?” she asks.
Random joke or riddle
- What’s a lazy kangaroo called? A pouch potato!
Expansive summary
These dad jokes and puns range from groan-worthy to genuinely funny, with topics spanning from celestial relationships to political humor. Whether you’re a fan of cheesy puns, awkward knock-knock jokes, or witty anecdotes, there’s something here to make you chuckle. Embrace the absurdity, let the puns wash over you, and enjoy the wholesome humor that only a dad could bring.