Dad Jokes: The Low-Carb Edition (and Beyond!)
Hold on tight, folks, because we’re about to unleash a barrage of the corniest and wittiest dad jokes ever!
Low-Carb Laughs
- What do you call a low-carb diet with no vegetables? A carnivore convent!
- Why did the low-carber cross the road? To get to the other side of the brisket!
The Man’s Low-Carb Struggle
- What do you call a man who skips out on his low-carb diet? A “dough” boy!
- Why did the man get kicked out of his low-carb support group? Because he’s been caught cheating with a donut!
Pun-derful Days
- What do you call a low-carb goddess? Dione-licious!
- Why is October 19th a special day for low-carbers? Because it’s the date they can finally eat a “Dough-nut” again!
Knock-Knocking at the Low-Carb Door
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Low carb.
- Low carb who?
- I’m low on carbs, can you spare some?
The Politically Correct Dad Joke
- Why did the low-carber vote for the “pro-meat” candidate? Because he wanted someone to represent his “beefs”!
Hilarious Low-Carb Anecdote
Once upon a time, in the hallowed halls of the Low-Carb Congress, a heated debate ensued. The motion on the table? To ban the consumption of any and all sugar. The proceedings were paused when a congressman stood up and exclaimed, “My fellow carb-counters! Before we cast our votes, let us remember the immortal words of our founding father, Benjamin Franklin: ‘Give me liberty, or give me… a steak!’ Let the meaty record show that I vote no on this sugar-free tyranny!”
Bonus Joke
What’s the difference between a riddle and a dad joke? A riddle has an answer, while a dad joke is just plain groan-worthy!