Dad Jokes: Your Ultimate Guide to Making Everyone Groan
Akita-Tacular Jokes
- What do you call a dog from Rhode Island? An Akita-dent!
- Why are Akita dogs so good at urban planning? Because they’re known for their “Paw-sibility Studies!”
Pun-tastic Neptune and October 19th Jokes
- What’s Neptune’s favorite holiday? Octo-berfest!
- Why was October 19th afraid to go to the ocean? Because it was tide-d!
Knock Knock on Akita’s Door
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Akita.
- Akita who?
- Akita be a paw-some friend!
Urban Legend Dad Joke
- Why are urban jokes so rare? Because they’re often “heard through the grapevine!”
Akita in Politics: A Tail of Humor
An Akita named Max ran for mayor of a small town. His slogan? “Pawlitics: Where every tail wags!” Needless to say, he won by a landslide (of votes).
Random Joke
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Riddle
Two fathers and two sons are out fishing. They each catch one fish, yet only three fish are caught in total. How is this possible?
… They are grandfather, father, and son.